OH MY FUCKING GOD I’M GOKU
Shiz im… Im…. Uhh…. Oh im fresh cool yo. Now i can flipin possess people and have a cool background yaya!
I’m either Wario or Billy Lee… Master of sōsetsuken martial arts or immortal super strong thief.
I am…. Gordan Freeman… FUCK YES
sith juggernaut
I’m…. a cute lesbian who can???? Farm slimes???? On a different planet???? I mean I guess I’ve survived out in the wild...
I was my dadsona in dream daddy Here’s hoping they’re not repelled by amazing dad jokes
Does Solitaire on my phone count? Cuz I’m screwed. Maybe I can give them horrible papercuts with the cards that get...
I played Splatoon.Maybe, just maybe, the aliens are allergic to brightly-colored ink.
I get the power of being everyones fucking slave
Dude same
I’m good.
My odds aren’t too bad.