You fight and kill yourself. Surprise! You never woke up from that coma!
You punch your way through drunkards, street toughs, and the entirety of the criminal underworld, and punch the one...
Everyone is an asshole except the dog but the super assholes want you to f**k everyone except them but in the end you...
Both numbers [1200 &1400 ish] were correct and your prize for winning is more of the same but in an oddly satisfying...
All I got was an incomplete poem and a useless egg.
You do not become the very best, actually you failed.
You’re actually the vilian and you turn into a baby with horns. But the girls lives!
protagonist was actually the villain all the time
birds fly because they want to fly
“Joel, promise me that what you said back there was the truth.” “….I promise, Ellie.” “….Okay.” QUE THE HEARTBREAKING...
You were hallucinating the entire time and he was not a vampire.
you and your adorable, dog loving gf name a tree
The character you’ve been playing as has to be killed by a Smol child
ypur son is evil and also 50 years older than you. Your idiot best friend turns out to be a mastermind and the wench who...