You were never the real boss, only the pawn.
evil goat pit??????? capitalism
You save the world but vanish from existence. Your partner is so miserable that a time god brings you back later.
Badass undead zombie gets backstabbed by badass undead robot, who happens to wield giant badass demonic sword.
Dirty crime boy fights God with the power of anime, friendship and Satan
You and your friend from mars walk away from the smoking corpse of some jackass alien high priest you impaled on his...
Turns out he was a giant vulture the whole time!
How was I supposed to know he was doing something good for someone else!
An old man beats his half naked brother in a fist fight and a little girl saves the world.
Yeah for reals, I get some of these, but would love a cheat sheet… ^^;
You won by forcefeeding the big bad vegetables ejected from his own machine, but it was all a dream anyway.
A group of friends that you thought were good are actually all evil, and the entire world that you knew is a lie.
Holy crap I can’t figure out any of these.
A boy and a girl prevent a war and kill their friend to do it
You and your gay french friend have a fight to the death with a gigantic ball
She was in another castle.
You travel all over the place for seven years to save the princess, and in the end she doesn’t even know your name.
Wait, it has an end?
Dead girlfriend and horse get resurrected to raise her reborn boyfriend who is a baby with horns in a land they cant...
Put the worlds back into one world and one fucking dimension. Oh and plant a special tree.