I know I’m abroad because it’s almost midnight and not a single thing has exploded.
When I lived in a state which was actively being consumed by forest fires during July 4th, fireworks were legal. Now,...
Happy 4th!(…but do please stop and think about whether the reason that fireworks are illegal where you live is that it’s...
This isn’t a joke at all. Also, a tip: you can get fireworks that aren’t sold elsewhere by shopping or having a friend...
Happy 4th, you weirdos