migbird said:
If I was writing a kids’ book, it’d be about how some kids go to a magic kingdom and everyone either hates or ignores them because they’re useless outsiders with no mind for the local ways and traditions. I’m sure they’ll love that way more than a story about kids becoming monarchs and heroes. Have I told you about my Spongebob rewrite? His house gets foreclosed because he’s trying to pay it off flipping burgers. (tldr: It’s for kids, you enormous nerds. Oh my god.)