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mitigatedchaos
mitigatedchaos

Tags Now:

#the iron hand - the State
#the invisible fist - Capitalism
#the red hammer - Communism
#thx xhxhxhx - you know who you are @xhxhxhx
#chronofelony - time travel
#mitigated future - futurism
#art+#oc - hand-made, free-range, gluten-free, organic, locally-sourced PNGs
#shtpost - quality, 100% serious post, always repost this
#politics - elaborate joke post, never repost this
#trump cw - self-filter tag for anti-memeist bigots who are prejudiced against our first Meme-American President due to the orange color of his skin

#discourse preview 2019 - retrocausal posts from the New Mexico Timeline

#nationalism - posts banned under the 2089 Human Dignity Act of the Earth Sphere Federation, filtering these is recommended for normies and anyone who isn’t a NatSep

#augmented reality break - (alternate (reality) break) tag intersection, but with coffee so it’s better and therefore augmented (like me)

Future Tags (Vegas Timeline):

#this week on woke or broke - exciting new youtube show in which contestants try to guess what is social justice orthodoxy and what was cooked up by the producers.  failing contestants are fired from their jobs

#miti draws dallas - performance art piece in which thousands of teleoperated drones are released in a swarm over Dallas, Texas, and pictures of frightened and heavily-armed Texans are posted to Tumblr in five minute intervals

#super love love demon battle - SLLDB fandom drama.  eventually boils over into discussion of the SLLDB fandom murders

#HobbesWasRight - series of articles laying out the philosophical groundwork for Googlezon Dynamics’ Leviathan Project and its benefits for the security of the state and the populace

#dogs - dog photos and canine cybernetic augmentations.  also ferrets, to go with the ferret mistagging fad

#national technocracy - hypothetical point within the N-dimensional ideospace lattice originally theorized by RAND Geospatial Dynamics Working Group in the 1950s, generally summarized as “that thing that comes after prediction markets”, many researchers dispute whether it can actually exist.  abandoned by Silicon Valley CEOs in favor of a system based on Facebook likes. 

#dogfree - actual dog photos, just dog photos

Future Tags (Montana Timeline):

No tags for this timeline, possibly unstable.  Radsuit suggested.

mitigatedchaos

New Tags:

#the mitigated exhibition - collection of 2-dimensional pixel arrays hand-crafted by Tibetan space monks (according to product packaging)

#one thousand villages - militarized bus maps and civil defense planning for the city of Springrock, Arkowa

#urban planning - development plans for Hypersuburb One

#gendpol - (exploration of) Neurotype Space with Social Characteristics

#racepol - unsuspecting visitors are painted exciting new colours in this avant-garde art installation

#otv game - greyskin politics discussion tag

#私 - 自分がない。

#ミチは日本語を話します。 - Non-existent post category.  Forget you ever saw this.

#this is a joke - leaked document from the Trump Administration, forward to WaPo & HuffBuzz

#the year is - descriptions for movies retroactively deleted from the timestream

#flagpost - stealth post, only you can see it (yes you, specifically)

Future Tags (Boston Timeline):

#orly - series of interviews with rogue VN AI Orliana Reilly

#owlpocalypse2k18 - Melbourne comes to a halt as experimental Google mosquito suppression project causes owl duplication glitch and residents are lagged off of the server

#the coming mouse utopia - new tag originates following dramatic shift in Alt Right interests towards mouse ethnostate, surprising all observers (except me)

#baka baka baka - flagging tag for bot which prints out all mitigated chaos Tumblr posts and air drops them inside the US Congress building

my tags
the-grey-tribe
mitigatedchaos

Even if men and women don’t differ in any other way, men and women wanting different things from each other would have an impact on behavior.

That purring augmentation post was a joke, but “do this or be alone” is a powerful incentive.

the-grey-tribe

Hey you stole my stance on gender discourse. :/

mitigatedchaos

That isn’t fair.  You never post about women getting cybernetic augmentations. 

:<

the-grey-tribe

Do backlit breast implants count?

mitigatedchaos

Only if they’re programmable matrices.  The higher the resolution, the better.  Sucks if it gets hacked, though!

Source: mitigatedchaos augmented reality break shtpost nsfw?
argumate
argumate

“men and women have statistically different preferences” is a statement universally acknowledged and incredibly controversial at the same time

probably the dissonance is resolved by carefully distinguishing actual men and women (who have statistically differing preferences due to existing in this fallen world and being shaped and moulded by society into the twisted creations that we see all around us) and the Platonic ideal of men and women, who are equal in every way and have identical preferences and behaviour at a statistical level.

mitigatedchaos

admission time: I think that some of the gender forbidden shadowspeech is probably true for a sizeable chunk, once you’ve removed the lesbians, the gays, the bisexuals, transgender individuals, queers, asexuals, autistics, adhders, those with PCOS… basically anyone who has a good reason that they might differ from main plan. (as many as 1/5th of women may have PCOS for instance - not a trivial number)

gendpol
the-grey-tribe
mitigatedchaos

Even if men and women don’t differ in any other way, men and women wanting different things from each other would have an impact on behavior.

That purring augmentation post was a joke, but “do this or be alone” is a powerful incentive.

the-grey-tribe

Hey you stole my stance on gender discourse. :/

mitigatedchaos

That isn’t fair.  You never post about women getting cybernetic augmentations. 

:<

Source: mitigatedchaos shtpost
ranma-official

Anonymous asked:

lmao pathetic fascist retards like you who don't know how to actually interact with people and will die nobodies having contributed nothing to society shouldn't argue or even dare to talk to people clearly better than them and with not shitty politics. go kill yourself in the forest so at least your death will serve some purpose in feeding the animals and enriching the earth.

ranma-official answered:

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mitigatedchaos

Random Internet Liberal Revealed As Fascist By Daring Communist Revolutionary

Peoples’ Justice Committee to Award Medal for Revolutionary Spirit, Service to Proletariat

shtpost
argumate
mitigatedchaos

@ranma-official

corollary to “japanese people draw other japanese people with big eyes because they envy the white race”

I have it on good authority that the Japanese are, in fact, the only white people on Earth.

argumate

mitigatedchaos

The year is 2068.  The forces of global Neoreaction have been defeated by the armies of the Islamo-Progressive Earth Congress.  The final survivors retreat to Japan, the last bastion of the white ethnic identity on Earth…

Source: mitigatedchaos the year is shtpost augmented reality break mitigated future mitigated fiction this is a joke