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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
altrightbot
altrightbot:
“ historical-nonfiction:
“ In 1882, the nawab of Bahawalpur, Sadiq Muhammad Khan Abbasi IV, anonymously commissioned this bed from a Parisian manufacturer. Why was he embarrassed to be ordering a bed? Because Abbasi requested that there...
historical-nonfiction

In 1882, the nawab of Bahawalpur, Sadiq Muhammad Khan Abbasi IV, anonymously commissioned this bed from a Parisian manufacturer. Why was he embarrassed to be ordering a bed? Because Abbasi requested that there be four life-sized bronze figurines of naked women, complete with natural hair and movable eyes, holding fans and horsetails.

Wires were engineered so that downward pressure on the mattress – like a man lying on it – would set the figures in motion. Each lovely lady winked and fanned the nawab, while a selection from the opera Faust played from a built-in music box.

altrightbot

imagine if this guy had had facebook

mitigatedchaos

the anime body pillow has been with us in some form or another since the 1800s

Source: bibliolore.org
argumate
argumate

imagine a species with brains so big they never bothered developing the concept of categories.

they have no word for “chair” as an abstract concept, only words for each individual chair they have ever encountered.

where we visualise simplistic venn diagrams, they see the entire scatterplot.

what would we make of them and what would they make of us, I wonder.

argumate

technically they could still have a word for chair, but it would unpack to a precise definition or set of specified references, so they would be physically incapable of having arguments over terminology.

mitigatedchaos

Obviously an engineered species. No naturally evolved species could afford that level of power consumption.

mutant-aesthetic
memeseverdie

When people are actually being rounded up and sent to concentration camps in this year of 2017 to be beaten and killed for who they are but that doesn’t matter because a fast food chain founded by people with different views than yourself has opened near your college campus 

libertarian--princess

Honestly it would do fags some good to be sent to a filthy disgusting concentration camp for a while; we remove a problem from society AND they get to experience the real oppression they obviously crave so much.

thivus

are you ok

gun-toting-greyshades

tbh I agree with the princess. 

thivus

youd be the first to the camps tho

gun-toting-greyshades

Wanna know the fun part? No one knows how I swing. I don’t keep it a secret but I dress and act like any normal person, not a walking std vial. So no I wouldn’t thivus. You on the other hand… hohoho

mutant-aesthetic

wow rude

mitigatedchaos

ugggggggh

you can’t have military units composed entirely of fashionably-dressed ultranationalist gay men marching in beautiful parade formation as their banners fly proudly overhead if you don’t have any homosexuals

ffs, no appeciation of aesthetics by gunny here, barely even D-level supervillain tier. disgusting.

Source: memeseverdie shtpost this is a joke dont touch the gays
mutant-aesthetic
charlesoberonn

What if Earth is already the property of some galactic empire that hasn’t gotten around to settling us yet because they just purchased us off of another galactic empire a few decades ago?

charlesoberonn

What if the leaders of said empire tells its citizen to colonize Earth, and they start taking over our cities and land. They find it justifiable because we don’t use the elements in Earth’s core like they do so we don’t really own the planet. 

charlesoberonn

We’re pushed to Mars, where only 1% of humanity lives in relative peace but a lot of hunger and a few international struggles, which the aliens feed into. They eventually settle Mars too, pushing us to the moons of Jupiter, then Saturn.

charlesoberonn

Eventually the empire becomes a bit nicer, and builds us a bunch of reservations throughout the solar system, though only a few of them are on Earth. Today we’re a minority in our own Solar System, mostly running Casinos on Mars or giving tours of the ruins of our once great cities. The aliens stopped calling us Meatbags though. Now they use the more respectable Native-Earthling term, though they’ll rarely acknowledge whatever nationality your ancestors had before they came.

charlesoberonn

The message of this gets over the head of a lot of people and it’s making me kinda sad.

trilllizard420

implying we wouldn’t nuke the aliens or, if we were gonna lose, just plain nuke earth out of pure spite

mutant-aesthetic

no see you can’t think of it realistically you gotta take in the Extremely Woke Message that is Super Deep and Really Makes You Think

mitigatedchaos

Maybe we can strike some sort of bargain where they agree to judge Islam by the same criteria.

Source: charlesoberonn uncharitable

A lot of the moral implications of Transhumanism fall along some pathways and not others.

Do you want to make a thousand copies of yourself, or do you want to have superhuman strength?

The latter is not actually that morally complicated compared to the former, but it’s still very much Transhumanism, unless you draw a boundary in which the body is a tool for tool use, and the mind is not, and thus the latter is functionally equivalent to “Humanism, but with powered exoskeletons.”

But for me, of course, it was never the forking that I was interested in, it was the youth, beauty, and power.  (Well, okay, intellect, too, but that still fits fine with no-brain-duplications limits.)

So a future where prosthetic robot arms and mechanical backup hearts exceed their native human capabilities, but upload civilization does not occur, is convenient for me.  All of the most terrifying implications of Transhumanism descend from the upload civilization bits, not the robot arms bits.

slartibartfastibast
slartibartfastibast:
“ mitigatedchaos:
“ slartibartfastibast:
“ another-normal-anomaly:
“ jumpingjacktrash:
“ historicaltimes:
“ Night spear fishing in Hawaii, 1948. Fishermen made torches out of kukui nuts wrapped in leaves on top of a lamaku, a...
historicaltimes

Night spear fishing in Hawaii, 1948. Fishermen made torches out of kukui nuts wrapped in leaves on top of a lamaku, a large torch made out of the midrib of a coconut leaf.

via reddit

jumpingjacktrash

you can’t fool me that’s a lanternfish

another-normal-anomaly

This is transhumanist.

slartibartfastibast

No. Toolmaking is just humanist. Transhumanism is a fantasy genre that looks like hard scifi to people autistic enough to think the no-cloning theorem couldn’t possibly apply to consciousness.

mitigatedchaos

I mean, Transhumanism isn’t just upload civilizations.  It’s also robot arms.

And we already have robot arms, so it’s likely just a matter of time before they exceed regular arms.

Singulitarianism, on the other hand…

slartibartfastibast

Robot arms are still specialized. Only human arms are generalized. We must embark on a quest for AGA. Artificial general arms.

MIRI will of course join the effort. I wonder what the combined acronym should be.

Also, rocks are artificial specialized arms. They do more damage when you hit people with them.

mitigatedchaos

Look man, all I’m saying is that we can totally add cybernetic tails to Rationalist catgirls, and it’ll only take, like, one aug slot, tops.  Only 0.1% chance of a feedback loop overloading the central nervous system and causing a blackout.

So I’m gonna need you to back my Neko no Shippo kickstarter in 2033.

Source: historicaltimes shtpost augmented reality break
mitigatedchaos
mitigatedchaos:
“ slartibartfastibast:
“ another-normal-anomaly:
“ jumpingjacktrash:
“ historicaltimes:
“ Night spear fishing in Hawaii, 1948. Fishermen made torches out of kukui nuts wrapped in leaves on top of a lamaku, a large torch made out of...
historicaltimes

Night spear fishing in Hawaii, 1948. Fishermen made torches out of kukui nuts wrapped in leaves on top of a lamaku, a large torch made out of the midrib of a coconut leaf.

via reddit

jumpingjacktrash

you can’t fool me that’s a lanternfish

another-normal-anomaly

This is transhumanist.

slartibartfastibast

No. Toolmaking is just humanist. Transhumanism is a fantasy genre that looks like hard scifi to people autistic enough to think the no-cloning theorem couldn’t possibly apply to consciousness.

mitigatedchaos

I mean, Transhumanism isn’t just upload civilizations.  It’s also robot arms.

And we already have robot arms, so it’s likely just a matter of time before they exceed regular arms.

Singulitarianism, on the other hand…

mitigatedchaos

Hell, even if brains are quantum and microtubules are used for calculations at the subcellular level, such that you can’t actually duplicate them without destroying them, that doesn’t even stop you from engineering brain augmentations and, on the lesser end, carrying out some pretty heavy body modifications.

The ability of the brain to learn to use experimental neuron-controlled prosthetics, and the ability of people to use that prosthetic thumb device posted just this past week, suggests you aren’t even limited to the standard human template.

This is doubly true if you can push the control hardware and software towards the extremities, as existing human bodies already do, and so you aren’t limited to what will fit inside a single standard-sized skull.

It means you can’t do Eclipse Phase, but Eclipse Phase is a nightmare.

Source: historicaltimes mitigated future