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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

[soon your askbox would be full of shitpost asks like Argumate’s and] you’d be tempted to make an ms paint collage for every single one.

This television show blog doesn’t have that kind of animation drawing budget.

But don’t worry.  Most anons on this blog do not get a Full Custom™ MS Paint.JPG for their asks.  It’s just the rate of images per ask that would reduce.

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Anonymous asked:

what's your type, and how do i accomplish my new life goal of becoming as similar to it as possible?

Based on previous relationships, my ‘type’ is subbish bisexual nerd women who I can talk to for hours on end (at least at the beginning).

My first girlfriend and I spent a lot of time together, hmn, let’s call it developing video game content piecemeal.  Also worldbuilding.  Lots of worldbuilding.  And various other things.

But that isn’t necessary in specific.  That’s just something that happened.

Like, I could name out an exact list of traits and so on, but these things aren’t usually cut and dry like that.  They have to be felt out a little.

anons asks me personal

Anonymous asked:

Too forward? I'm still mastering this "flirting" technology

There is a popular myth, spread by my enemies, that I am a robot and never sleep, existing only to spread political ideology at all hours of the day.

This is, of course, nothing more than propaganda. Like any normal human (and most mammals in general), I must undergo a process of prolonged stillness, unconsciousness, and vivid hallucinations, for repair and maintenace purposes, for multiple consecutive hours during each solar cycle.

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mitigatedchaos

Anonymous asked:

hyperpatriarchy is the worst form of government, except for all the others - winston churchill - michael scott

mitigatedchaos answered:

I will never submit to Hyperpatriarch One, or his mind control.  I’ll flip my banshee switch before I allow that to happen, and my body will keep fighting until it’s rendered completely inoperable.

mitigatedchaos

Hot Take: Hyperpatriarchy is the only form of government.

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