Oceans Yet to Burn

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[mutant-aesthetic]

if this was written unironically then I unironically believe whoever wrote it should be shot

[mitigatedchaos]

I think we can add Entertainment Weekly to the list of People Who Don’t Get It.

[mitigatedchaos]

Basically, to return to why this image is a bad take, college degrees are likely in a bubble right now, and not everyone in our society should go to college.  (Apparently median IQ of college students is down, as well.)  Additionally, if one does not get a marketable degree, it’s much, much less than worthless, as for most people this will result in substantial debt.

Also there’s a truck driver shortage right now, probably will continue to be one for about ten years.

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[6teeth]

Why do sorority girl pics always look like lesbian wedding announcements ????

[6teeth]

I have not stopped thinking abt this

[athousanderrors]

okay I am in the UK and my only knowledge of sororities comes from like, US teen movies and Buffy. So. I realise my perception is warped but. 

…are these NOT lesbian wedding announcements? I mean, c’mon guys. Lookit these adorable li’l lipstick lesbians. 

[ginormouspotato]

this is so incredibly gay how is this not lesbian content?????

[mitigatedchaos]

Because, according to field reports, men won’t refuse to date a heterosexual woman just because she has done things that look gay sometimes, but straight women don’t want to date men who have done gay things.

Men aren’t allowed to touch almost anyone, but with gender constructed as a binary, that means women get to touch people more without suspicion on them.

(That’s only part of it, though.)

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Anonymous asked:

no but really. $5000 for a strand of cole sprouse's hair

Oy, Anon-kun, this isn’t a Boyhair Collection Blog.  

I know what you’re thinking - isn’t someone who parades around in some future-past military uniform the type to do anything for money? - but I’ll keep my cloning vats for my own purposes, thank you very much!

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[made]

Backstage at MADE New York alum Adam Selman, September 2017.

Photo by @smallgirlbiglens.

[mitigatedchaos]

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[Oceans Yet to Burn]

[mutant-aesthetic]

if this was written unironically then I unironically believe whoever wrote it should be shot

[mitigatedchaos]

I think we can add Entertainment Weekly to the list of People Who Don’t Get It.

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[nihilsupernum]

we walked through berkeley, south of campus, today. there was some kind of major sports event and everything was covered in crowds of, predominantly, young people in dark blue and gold, walking around and enjoying themselves. these people were very, very gendered—clothing, affect were not just loosely bimodal, they were *partitioned*.

we felt oppressed by these people: looking at them hijacked visual information processing because they’d so neatly split themselves into exactly two types of people. this felt like a violation, like they were forcing me to pay attention to their weirdo kink in order to understand my environment. it also made me dysphoric about those items of clothing i wore which could be worn by at least one of (exactly one of) College Sports Fan (M) and College Sports Fan (F), since they were observing me and being forced into their frame, even in the mind of another where it did not affect me, would be horrifying. they exerted pressure on the social field and forced it to reshape itself to fit them through sheer strength in numbers, so that i felt it pressing on me just by being around them

[argumate]

if it was a sports event there should have been four types of people

[mitigatedchaos]

Couldn’t someone feel oppressed by the opposite as well?

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[collapsedsquid]

Ow my brain.

[mitigatedchaos]

This is practically pro-Trump propaganda.

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[hvlth-gxth]

Refer to England as “a mysterious and warlike nation off the coast of western Asia”

[hooligan-nova]

The bloodthirsty English hordes once conquered and subjugated a vast empire.

[argumate]

where is the lie tho

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

Does this mean I’m not a Liberal?  After all, I have stopped identifying as one.

I guess I’ll have to think about that.

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@feotakahari

In other words, the core of the problem is that women would choose the “wrong” people to marry, so they should be forcibly restricted in who they can marry for the good of society.

That is fucked up.

Given that we already live in a monogamous society, and 1) the Middle East is significantly more fucked up than our society, and 2) the proponents for polygamy will not make the necessary ideological trades in order to avoid the outcome of becoming more fucked up like the Middle East?

It doesn’t bother me.

Because the argument is generally based on “rights” and “freedoms,” the option “only let men marry stacks of women in proportion to the rate that women marry stacks of men" is not really on the table.

Oh, and, if I were in charge of the country, I would tax junk food.  For your “how anti-freedom is Mitigated Chaos” calibration purposes.  Additionally, I would ban new cousin marriage out to the second or third degree.

Edit: Oh, and I suppose you don’t support racial anti-discrimination laws, do you?