Alternate reality where I don’t post about politics because everything is fine and there is nothing to worry about.
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In Defence Of Fictional Character “Vivian James”
Anonymous asked:
...what
Oh, honey…
Congratulations! In an effort to be interesting and unique, you have rendered yourself as boring and predictable as possible — how do you plead? Hey stop photoshopping vaporwave succ memes for a second and listen to me
No.
While we’re at it, people need to quit trying to re-awaken white racial consciousness. You think you’re going to kill it, but you aren’t going to tame it this time, either. Let it fucking sleep.
Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago
Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago
oh my god.
This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror
Well it isn’t like they weren’t warned.
I saw you tagged that #holy shit, but seriously, dumblibs were warned, and warned, and warned repeatedly, but resorted to the smug condescending mockery and questioned people who gave the guy more than a 2% chance of victory. Because “we’re on the right side of history,” right? And “history always moves forwards,” right? And badprogs were warned that unethical culture war policies would cause a backlash. But people who said that, well, they were just like “useless white moderates”, right?
And every day I feel less charitable to their faction. I don’t really feel like helping them. Trump is boosting the labor market for locals with this immigration crackdown, it could boost his chance for re election since in federal elections only citizens can vote, a real fucking viable plan is needed if Dems are to succeed - oh but any policy other than throwing open the borders to as many people as possible is racist! …and they were warned, and warned, and warned…
regular reminder that the most woke way to mock a man is to imply that sexual virility is the key to male worth; oh yeah and all men are straight
Patriarchal attitudes are the most feminist thing possible
Bad Trad Chad: You see, women are weak and helpless creatures at the mercy of strong, powerful men, who hold all agency and make all decisions.
Dumb Internet Feminists: Yes, I agree, it is definitionally impossible for women to have power.
Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago
Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago
oh my god.
This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror
Well it isn’t like they weren’t warned.
The year is 2033…
Under the direction of the Australian Environmental Working Group, an army of thousands of killer snakebots, created by the Omega Corporation, has been unleashed to eliminate cane toads from the continent. No one thought it could go wrong.
Now the killer snakebots have been hijacked by a vicious terrorist group, and only one man can stop them… the man that created them.
As long as you use an expansive definition of the term ‘man’.
Mechanical Dingo Pictures presents
Owlback II: Revengeance
( @argumate )
you know in Australia we make fun of you
well yes of course, Australia is the upside-down country so of course you would
well i mean arguably owls are not a kind of man, programmer or not, so it is necessary to spell out the use of an expansive definition of “man” in order to make affordances for all my Pedant-American readers
forget forever young, why not forever middle aged
replacing your body every 40 years with a new vatgrown one as subsidized by the government, but being unable to afford all the little enhancements and corrective robotic surgeries that keeping it looking young for 30 years, because there is still market segmentation