answered:
No chance in hell. These suckers are gonna spend the rest of the century scraping every last grain of salt to make me rich.
Having won the Presidency, Trump begins his campaign for Hyper-President.
what the heck is going on here and why aren’t I profiting from it
Every President from every timeline of the United States that has ever existed and will ever exist must do battle in the Realm Beyond in order to become the Hyper-President: the ideal physical manifestation of America.
This is the story of Thomas Johnson of Earth 73*, the first black President of the United States in the multiverse, and his battle to-
Oh fck I’m doing it again
Argumate don’t you dare narc on me to the Time Police.