y'all need something better to do
oh lol, i thought they were talking about this:
>implying green text kills the romance
This article is a fucking ride. My favourite part is:
“The other night I slept with this lawyer from Happn,” Calvin chimed in, “and afterward he suggested we watch a movie, and then got out a PC. It was a literal Windows moment. I was like, ‘Does the Internet even exist on a computer like that? Does it have to be plugged into a wall? Do you want to make a spreadsheet while we’re at it?’ I was really turned off. Is there such a thing as a tech boner? Because if so, I had whatever the opposite of that is.”
What the fuck
No no, this is good. It makes it easier not to contribute to spreading the genes of people who only exist to maximize social status.