one million notes but it’s just people going “I know right!!!” instead of dating this person
That makes me wonder who I’d get if I updated my dating profile with my blog description.
Crypto-Centrist Transhumanist Nationalist. Type-19 Paramilitary Cyborg. Wanted time criminal. Class A-3 citizen of the North American Union. Opposed to the Chinese Hyper Mind-Union, the Ultra-Caliphate, Google Defense Network, and the People’s Republic of Cascadia. National Separatist, enemy of the Earth Sphere Federation government and its unificationist allies.
Would it be the mad? Those with strange humor? Aspiring science fiction writers?
Oh who am I kidding, I don’t have the time/energy for a romantic partner right now.
real question is how you would react to an equivalent profile
Boring answer: Depends on the context in the rest of the profile.
Fun answer: Send an opening message in-character. You humans like that kind of thing, right?
Sidereal answer: I don’t date time paradox duplicates. I mean, if you think ordinary genetic risks are bad…