Alright guys in the audience, listen up.

Choking isn’t kinky enough anymore.

Normies have found out about it and are putting it in their videos and talking about it online. The fad is done. Choking is out. It’s over. It’s so 2016.

Alright, so here’s the new thing:

So during the middle of sex, you are going to pick up your girlfriend (or hookup partner), okay, lift her over your head,
and throw her.

She’ll never see it coming, and the glorious rippling of your manly muscles as she falls from your show of brute strength will turn her on even more and help establish your masculine dominance.

/j