had a pretty uninteresting dream except there was a fusion restaurant called “Roof Korea”
How reactionary. #Rooftop Koreans
my dream is to be cited by Vox as “Tumblr teen argumate”
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It is also my dream to be cited by Vox as “Tumblr teen argumate”
the confusingly obscure nature of the Tumblr reblog makes this a virtual certainty
> in which both @argumate and @disexplications are cited by Vox as @ranma-official, who is described as a teenager living in Atlanta, Georgia
Anonymous asked:
do you ever have that dream where the sj and anti-sj trains crash into each other and all of them die in a giant fireball because I have that dream every night
ranma-official answered:
This has already happened on tungler dot hell years ago, and we, mad and in deep denial, scavenge for questionably dressed anime girls on this desolated wasteland
The Dream Daddy team are probably thinking “fuck, this would’ve been so much simpler if we just didn’t include a trans character”
And that’s what happens when you constantly politicise and over-analyse trans characters, you make a political minefield around the topic that ultimately makes it safer for creators to exclude trans characters than risk implementing them in a way that results in unpredictable controversy and death threats.
Same goes for all of the types of characters who lack “representation”. Stop politicising their existence and more creative types will be comfortable including them.
Look, all transhumanists want is Mercy but for real, and I’m pretty sure YOUR dream is to date Tracer so you can’t talk
(via rationalists-out-of-context)
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if thomas the tank engine got popular on tumblr: a fever dream
- Henry is the fan favorite
- Henry is also the most common kin/ID
- 90% of human fanart is of James
- James is the second most common kin/ID
- Edgy kins of Diesel or Diesel 10 (complete with edgy themes)
- Edward’s fan base is split perfectly down the middle: those who see him as a young man and those who see him as an old guy
- “omfgggg i cant believe im drawing fanart of THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE what has my life come to lolllllll” (personally this is what i hate the most)
- “Percy is my precious cinnamon roll”
- “Diesel is my precious cinnamon roll”
- Discourse about too many human!James designs being skinny white dudes
- Discourse about a couple human!James designs being suupppeerrr fetishy trans men
- Twincest/incest (this is already present but it’d just get worse)
- Trying to figure out if some of the engines are child-coded
- Consequentially, discourse about if a ship is pedophilic
- Consequentially, posts like “unfollow me now if you reblog oh///-thein///di//ignity because they’re friends with villai/ngirlfrie//nd who ships jame//spe//rcy”
- SOOO MUCH DISCOURSE ABOUT SIR TOPHAM HATT
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“This is a bad show because it endorses slavery”
- Sexy Dark Anime Eyes art of Thomas, you know what im talking about. when there’s that shadow over the eyes to be sexy or whatever
- Candy body gore of James (and Thomas too probably)
- People woobifying Gordon for no good reason
- Someone points out how Percy can be manipulative sometimes but it gets blown out of proportion and 2 days later he’s deemed all out abusive
- Everyone’s thirsty for Cranky
- James becomes the Onceler/Bill Cipher/Sans of the fandom
I’m gonna have a fukkin aneurysm
SAN FRANCISCO—In an effort to reduce the number of unprovoked hostile communications on the social media platform, Twitter announced Monday that it had added a red X-mark feature verifying users who are in fact perfectly okay to harass. “This new verification system offers users a simple, efficient way to determine which accounts belong to total pieces of shit whom you should have no qualms about tormenting to your heart’s desire,” said spokesperson Elizabeth James, adding that the small red symbol signifies that Twitter has officially confirmed the identity of a loathsome person who deserves the worst abuse imaginable and who will deliberately have their Mute, Block, and Report options disabled. “When a user sees this symbol, they know they’re dealing with a real asshole who has richly earned whatever mistreatment they receive, including profanity, body-shaming, leaking of personal information, and relentless goading to commit suicide. It’s really just a helpful way of saying to our users, ‘This fuck has it coming, so do your worst with a clear conscience and without fear of having your account suspended.’” At press time, Twitter reassuredly clarified that the red X was just a suggestion and that all users could still be bullied with as little recourse as they are now.
I swear to god he has some kind of ancient Egyptian curse. There is always, always one of these whenever something happens. He stole an amulet from a tomb or some shit.
Watching these videos of people keeping exotic animals on the Internet.
Then you look it up, and it’s like…
