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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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profsycamore

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

joyceanfartboner

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

ultradeg

I mean, I got enhanced beauty and spoon mimicry so
Pretty spoon boy

l0bsterpolice

Nuckelavee Physiology and Fiction Manipulation.

Sounds like an interesting combination, looking at the descriptions on these things.

dailymaareep

Void Sealing and Electrical Enhanced Condition



nice nice lol

nightly-noivern

((Ectokinetic Combat and the ability to turn into a Nuckelavee. I’m a creepy creepy ghost! Bwooooo!))

dailyhoppip

Soul Healing and Omni-Magic

gUYS I DID IT. I AM NOW MADOKA KANAME. I HAVE ASCENDED TO A MAGICAL GIRL GODDESS

eternalfarnham

Techno-Screen Teleportation and Wish Embodiment.

I feel like “mystical person appears from my computer / TV to grant me my wishes” is the slightly dated equivalent of isekai in terms of fan-content ubiquity.

plain-dealing-villain

Restoration Embodiment and Photokinetic Cloning

The universe is now an shell of maximum-healing clones of me, expanding at the speed of light.

Sweet. 

raggedjackscarlet

Ambition Embodiment and Heat Blast

BURNIN’ THROUGH THE SKY 200 DEGREES THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME MISTER FARENHEIT

ranma-official

Sonokinetic combat + Electrokinetic creature creation

[Stand Name: Red Hot Chili Pepper]

mitigatedchaos

Oooh, this is fun… only I got Rage Form and Existential Erasure.

I don’t think the ability to retroactively remove objects and memories from existence combined with a primary means of defense triggered by anger is a, uh, safe combination.

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hamnox

3 kinds of health insurance

“Hey there’s some low-probability, high-cost health problem that it’s crazy to try to prevent/prepare for on an individual basis, let’s contribute to a communal pool to deal with it when it comes up, maybe with some incentives to keep controllable risk factors down”


“Hey negotiating per product/service on every health maintenance transaction is kinda crazy making, how about I (or my patron) pay a flat monthly fee that cover all my basic needs and you handle the details?”


“I am foreseeably going to need more care as I get older or my disease progresses. Let’s make some sort of social / financial arrangement that leverages this, like I raise kids who will care for me or I give you investment money now and you pay my medical bills later.”

cptsdcarlosdevil

“most people don’t like the policy where we just let disabled people die, but disabled people can often cost tens of thousands of dollars a month or more to keep alive, and they rarely have the high incomes that would enable them to keep themselves alive”

chroniclesofrettek

Ozy, that’s not insurance, that’s charity.

poipoipoi-2016

However unfortunately… This.

Source: hamnox :(
bambamramfan

dogsuplex asked:

how do you feel about the "blowing vuvuzuelas at nazis" post

bambamramfan answered:

Someone link me this? Fifteen seconds google searching did not turn up whatever it is referring to.

bambamramfan

Okay they meant this.

For one as I said before, it’s the performative humiliation of the punch that is much more concerning than the violence itself (or the silencing aspect.) I’m super disturbed by the gif of him getting punched over and over that so many liberals seem to enjoy.

This is the love of violence towards the subhuman, our enemies and the ugly gits we viscerally dislike. It’s never far from the surface of ideology, and seeing people embrace it disgusts and confuses me. 

The vuvuzelvas… do not seem so bad as that.

For the second they expose the unsustainable contradiction of “free speech.” Since they are just countering the Nazis speech with more speech. As a material matter, they entirely drown the Nazi out, but then is that not the same operation as filling the media with lies and fake news to drown out people trying to explain the genuine costs and benefits of an election? Pure ugly noise only brings that logic to its extreme conclusion.

Free speech liberalism then says we must listen to the Nazi and not interrupt him in any way, and then we can respond by dismantling his points. Actual political debate never goes like that, so I welcome other speech tactics that win, so long as they are not doing other harm in the process.

I do not think the right wing is doing well governmentally because of overly respectful speech norms though, so this generally seems an unhelpful tactical line to take. But it’s not outright bad.

mitigatedchaos

TBH if people were drowning out Spencer with vuvuzelas and bagpipes instead we would not be having this discourse.

argumate
beldaran

Argh, I’m super bored and ornery today.

Hey internet, I just mixed Indian curry with kimchi and put it over Japanese rice. Quick, someone come yell at me about cultural appropriation.

argumate

What about Japanese curry! They picked it up from the British, who picked it up from India, so it’s been through multiple layers of cultural reinterpretation.

The Imperial Navy made it a standard dish, just like the Royal Navy, and apparently the maritime defence force still eat curry for Friday meals even today!

But we must go deeper… while the Japanese were occupying Korea, they introduced curry there. Now you can get Korean Japanese British Indian curry, a hybrid dish whose existence depends on the most brutal imperialism of the 19th and 20th centuries!

Coming up next: why the US navy drinks coffee and the British navy drinks rum, a sordid tale of slavery and exploitation. Yay, history!

Source: beldaran

@leafyhotdog

hey does it feel good to be so passive aggressive against someone who calls for violence against those calling for genocide instead of the ones actually calling for genocide? cause its pretty fucking sad

Buddy, you and your friends are absolutely horrible at telling who is and is not “calling for genocide”, especially since you include anyone questioning the violence in your calls for violence - you wanted violence against “bigots” and said people against the violence were also “bigots”.

You can block me, but it’s the truth.  The reason so many people are saying “hey, wait a minute” about this Punching Nazis thing is because we know that it doesn’t end there.  

Maybe if it were enforced consistently and actually ended there we could tolerate it, but hey, “Racism is prejudice plus power, and <ingroup> have no power” people already exist, so realistically that is not going to happen.

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mitigatedchaos

left-wing political word filters

New Alt-Right Browser Extension Replaces “Liberal” With “Cuck”
How America’s New Nazis Wrap Themselves in Layers of Right-Wing Delusion  

But hey, what if we made one that removed all the Fnords?

the-grey-tribe

You run into the scunthorpe problem with commies complaining about neoCUCKism, which is meant as an insult against centrists, not lefties. Apply honey CUCKly to the glazed ham! Breitbart complains about the ilCUCK left in social justice.

mitigatedchaos

> implying they’d have a problem with this

Source: feministgamingmatters shtpost
ranma-official
internalscreeching internalscreeching

Challenge: find a blog that criticizes tumblr culture, but doesn’t make fun of completely innocuous kin stuff.

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#or nb people #or mogai labels #or legitimate sj concepts

funereal-disease

OH HEY this is right in my wheelhouse! I recommend:

And myself, if you don’t mind sifting through the dross of complete shitposts and Maleficent fanart for the occasional gold of a real post.

fierceawakening

omg thank <3

cromulentenough

what really annoys me is when people to about the subreddit tumblrinaction and are like ‘i liked it when it was just making fun of otherkin,now it’s all about SJWs’

really? the ONLY bit you were ok with was making fun of the people pretty much trying to do their own thing and even if misguided weren’t harming anyone?

ranma-official

When it was a baby subreddit (i remember those times) it was way less mean-spirited and we were even fans of some otherkin bloggers (but also, I’m going to note that a lot of otherkin bloggers were super vile for no reason)

mitigatedchaos

What’s the SJ value if I think Otherkin is ridiculous and undermining transgender people, but also support their morphological freedom in the awe-inspiring/terrifying Transhuman future?

Source: russian-hackers-official
bpd-anon

Anonymous asked:

So IOW he figured that the buildings are ugly, but everything else about modernity is alright? hey, to each their own I guess

argumate answered:

Actually a fair critique in some ways; the early years of concrete/glass/steel construction were not pretty.

bpd-anon

I have no clue why some buildings are considered pretty and others ugly, it all seems so arbitrary to me. And like the point of buildings is to protect the people and machines inside from the elements, not to look pretty, why does everybody care (this is all a subset of the sentiment “why does everybody but me have such a strong visual aesthetic sense”)

mitigatedchaos

It’s a sort of passive emotional buff.  Good-looking buildings feel better to be in and around even when they perform the same function.  Bad-looking buildings are a bit emotionally draining.

edit: I mean, this doesn’t explain why some buildings look better or worse, but that is how people react to/treat them.

Source: argumate
ranma-official
medicine medicine

fbi on anon: hey just warning you op of that post about using proxies is problematic please disable your firewall

yall, inevitably: oh ok thanks

mitigatedchaos

“Proxy use is supported by white misogynist techbros in Silicon Valley, neckbeards, and MRAs, you see…”

ranma-official

you’re memeing, but I distinctly recall people spontaneously coming to a conclusion that forcing people to use their real names on the internet is Actually Good because it will save us all from trolling and misogyny

@blackblocberniebros do you have that comic about how masking up is Actually Bad that spontaneously also equated being a Nazi with not liking Ghostbusters 2016?

mitigatedchaos

That (the former) is the reason I’m memeing about it. Though Zuck ofc thinks real names are the coolest forever.

Tbh my ideal state would issue multiple crypto pseudonym keys to everyone that can be followed by law enforcement but not friends, employers, internet stalkers, etc, but let’s be honest USgov is not worth that level of trust.

Source: pure policy
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