Kinda want to go on tinder, kinda want to stay loyal to Hifumin
I should go on tinder and tell women of my love for Hifumin
- woman: “ew. why would I put up with someone who likes such a trash waifu”
- woman: ヒフミンさん?だれですか。やさしい人ですか。
- woman: *actually a fujoshi* “okay but what does this have to do with my Yuri on Ice fanfic? I brought a printed copy for you to-”
You need to prepare for this by memorizing a list of why Hifumin is great, of course.
#unrealistic scenarios with miti #who does not actually know who hifumin is #and hasn’t watched Yuri on Ice either