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It is the year 2201. Prison has been abolished. Empowered by new technology, the state only punishes the part of one’s brain considered to be truly responsible - this is considered the most humane solution. You (or a character) wake up in a recovery clinic for the only crime worthy of lobotomy followed by replacement - murder.

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In a world of superpowers, you are the anomaly. After years of being bullied and being called ‘freak’, you finally can’t take it anymore and reveal your immensely powerful superpower

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I looked at him as he picked up the phone.  This hadn’t been the first time I’d used my powers, and it wouldn’t be the last, but usually I’d used them sparingly, it at all.

“What have you done, boy?”  A man’s voice cracked out of the phone.

“What- Dad, what happened?”  The boy asked.

“The house, boy!  The house is gone!  Big fence around the whole lot, they won’t even let us in, they’re saying the city has rezoned it as a toxic waste dump!  Who did you piss off, son?”  The man said.

The boy looked back at me.

Junior Municipal Master.  The city itself - its concrete, its steel, its trees, and its zoning ordinances, bent to my will as easily as other people could throw fire or fly.

And he knew.  The few who could knit the cities back together into something approximating housing and industry, after all the combat tore them up each day, well.  The government needed them more than just another boy who could fight.

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Anonymous asked:

Can you write a prompt based on love, Prompt Guy?

writing-prompt-s answered:

You fall in love with a snail. Write about your sex life.

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“Ugggh, you’re not getting it.  Adam and I are in love-”

“But he looks like a snail!  Why can’t you go back to dating that nice man with the horns?  At least he had arms and legs.  I’m not against this cyborg thing, but-”

“Mom, no ‘buts’, it’s my life, and if I want to date a gastropodoid then I will.  Why are you judging me?  Why are you like this?”

“Well, it’s just so unnatural-”

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Anonymous asked:

There may or may not be a god. We're working on building a few of our own, to neutralise the threat posed by any preexisting gods. We hope to be in a position to withstand any divine hostilities by around 2085, but in the meantime diplomatic and economic countermeasures must make up the balance.

Man, this is a bit too close to some worldbuilding I did where, in the wake of a supervolcano eruption, a bronze-age civilization flipped from being polytheists to being anti-theists.  The Storm the Heavens and Cast Down the Golden Thrones kind of anti-theists, not the internet article writing kind. (A cult expanded in the wake of the catastrophe and became the new religion.)

They are to train over multiple reincarnations for the literal, not metaphorical, battle at the end of time.

Anyhow, the good news is that gluten has been deemed one of their unholy foods.

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The year is 2095…

Following final victory of the Good Feminist People in the Great Gamer War, the old archetype of Man has been abolished.

Seeking to end sexual oppression, and empowered by novel tissue engineering techniques, the possession of a penis is limited to only those who can prove they are sufficiently Woke, enforced by a powerful licensing agency.

In practice, those with power in the corrupt government are those who can ensure their license remains in effect, no matter what crimes they commit. These same patterns of abuse are used to justify the licensing regime, while leaving social and financial power unexamined.

David Florence’s license has just been revoked.

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somnilogical asked:

make a tulpa of me! i want to be inside u ~

mitoticcephalopod answered:

ngl that’s v cute but also terrifying

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It is the year 2141.  Tulpa artisans and corporate tulpa research departments produce tulpas of both real personalities and fictional figures and sell them for transfer on cybernetic implants.  Tulpa Rights Activists protest against the transfer or erasure of tulpas, and are arguing for their inclusion in civil rights laws.  Following the Night of Violets, the first mass tulpa terrorist attack, the Earth Sphere Federation government has begun a massive crackdown on unlicensed tulpas…

Violet Slattern Films presents…

HALL OF MIRRORS

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theonion: “SAN FRANCISCO—In an effort to reduce the number of unprovoked hostile communications on the social media platform, Twitter announced Monday that it had added a red X-mark feature verifying users who are in fact perfectly okay to harass....
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SAN FRANCISCO—In an effort to reduce the number of unprovoked hostile communications on the social media platform, Twitter announced Monday that it had added a red X-mark feature verifying users who are in fact perfectly okay to harass. “This new verification system offers users a simple, efficient way to determine which accounts belong to total pieces of shit whom you should have no qualms about tormenting to your heart’s desire,” said spokesperson Elizabeth James, adding that the small red symbol signifies that Twitter has officially confirmed the identity of a loathsome person who deserves the worst abuse imaginable and who will deliberately have their Mute, Block, and Report options disabled. “When a user sees this symbol, they know they’re dealing with a real asshole who has richly earned whatever mistreatment they receive, including profanity, body-shaming, leaking of personal information, and relentless goading to commit suicide. It’s really just a helpful way of saying to our users, ‘This fuck has it coming, so do your worst with a clear conscience and without fear of having your account suspended.’” At press time, Twitter reassuredly clarified that the red X was just a suggestion and that all users could still be bullied with as little recourse as they are now.

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