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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“ actualjackmorrison:
“ I’M THE DRAGON BORN :D
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I’m Dante from devil may cry 3 :o
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I farm good...
actualjackmorrison

I’M THE DRAGON BORN :D

paladinodanse

I’m Dante from devil may cry 3 :o

paperwick

I farm good cause I Stardew Valley’d.

kiwilapple

I can turn garbage into weapons?

rad-puppeteer

Hopefully saving the world doesn’t involve fishing because I, as a farmer that explores caves, had neglected that skill. Again.

piraticalpsyche

Last played saints row and we all know how that ends (a bday party narrated by Jane Austen)

soozblog

I AM REALLY, REALLY AWESOME AT FASHION!!!!

plain-dealing-villain

I have the powers of Being Very Rich and Commanding a Space Civilization 

hedon-hoarder

Noble Six. So I guess pretty evenly matched.

nuclearspaceheater

Underlord Oberon. So, probably hopeless, unless I can pull some Keeper Mercury-tier bullshit.

mitigatedchaos

You think that’s bad?  I’m a parkour runner.

Either that or a mayor.  Not much help, there.  Can’t remember which.

Source: deadjosey