More than one third of Australians’ daily energy intake comes from ‘junk food’ such as sweetened beverages, alcohol, cakes, confectionary and pastry products, the report found.
it’s like the Onion stories about Americans getting the bulk of their calories from beef jerky or whatever, except it’s actually true.
As many as 500 Australians each year die from Vegemite poisoning. Do your part. Use a lock, and keep your vegemite out of reach, out of mind.
Anonymous asked:
xhxhxhx answered:
no person is illegal, anon
In a dystopian future where the government regulates the choice of preferences for new moral agents at time of creation, genderfluid robot Optimum 7 has been declared illegal by the Turing Police. Can she survive the death of her creator, the elusive, elite transhuman Strayan Shtpost Hacker @argumate?
Google DeepMind Films presents…
Sharkpost 7: Parkour Or Die
Pineapple on Pizza Forever
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It’s cool that Alaska and Australia, the geographic extremes of the Anglophone empires, each have flags of the constellations that define their respective poles
New Zealand would like a word
You mean New Tasmania? They can’t disqualify all Australians from the legislature if there is no separate country of New Zealand anymore.
Now, some might say this is extreme, that rectifying the law is a better course of action - but the Mitigated Chaos blog is dedicated to innovative solutions to political problems, that challenge long-held preconceptions, and overturn the stale thinking of the status quo.
Can you truly say, in your heart of hearts, that you never believed that New Zealand was the rightful territory of Australia?
Other possible names include Tasmania II, Newer And More Southern Wales, and Australia Jr.
Anonymous asked:
argumate answered:
let me tell you about cricket
First, a dingo runs off with your ball, then you get lost in the vast wilderness between the cities and die.
It’s cool that Alaska and Australia, the geographic extremes of the Anglophone empires, each have flags of the constellations that define their respective poles
New Zealand would like a word
You mean New Tasmania? They can’t disqualify all Australians from the legislature if there is no separate country of New Zealand anymore.
Now, some might say this is extreme, that rectifying the law is a better course of action - but the Mitigated Chaos blog is dedicated to innovative solutions to political problems, that challenge long-held preconceptions, and overturn the stale thinking of the status quo.
Can you truly say, in your heart of hearts, that you never believed that New Zealand was the rightful territory of Australia?
the funny thing about that David Brooks piece is an uneducated lower class person having a crisis over deli food with fancy immigrant names like “baguette” and going to normal honest American food, like tacos and burritos instead
Argumate, have you seen what we do to foreign food?
Now that tacos and burritos have been assimilated Americanized, they are a legit American food.
I anticipated and deflected your all too obvious reaction before you had it
https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/162887407519/yes-yes-i-know-but-come-on
blue pill: Americans eating Mexican food is cultural appropriation.
grey pill: There has been a mixing of cultures along the border and with migration, in addition to new developments within America (including new ingredients), and therefore Americanized Mexican food is rightfully a kind of American food, much like Americanized Chinese food, Americanized Indian food, and so on.
“red pill”: Mexican food is foreign degeneracy, like the Irish.
orange pill: Mexican food is delicious, this proves I don’t hate Mexicans, vote for me.
radiant orange pill: All Mexican land is rightful territory of the United States of America, and therefore all Mexican food is American food by definition.
abstractagamid asked:
Also a good option, but this may require a specialized atmospheric chamber. Once that’s taken care of, mega-crickets can be rebranded as a luxury food for rich people - the Lobster of the Land.
When people are actually being rounded up and sent to concentration camps in this year of 2017 to be beaten and killed for who they are but that doesn’t matter because a fast food chain founded by people with different views than yourself has opened near your college campus
Honestly it would do fags some good to be sent to a filthy disgusting concentration camp for a while; we remove a problem from society AND they get to experience the real oppression they obviously crave so much.
are you ok
tbh I agree with the princess.
youd be the first to the camps tho
Wanna know the fun part? No one knows how I swing. I don’t keep it a secret but I dress and act like any normal person, not a walking std vial. So no I wouldn’t thivus. You on the other hand… hohoho
wow rude
ugggggggh
you can’t have military units composed entirely of fashionably-dressed ultranationalist gay men marching in beautiful parade formation as their banners fly proudly overhead if you don’t have any homosexuals
ffs, no appeciation of aesthetics by gunny here, barely even D-level supervillain tier. disgusting.
Hey maybe I could afford a house if I just stopped going out and spending $450 at the club every single weekend
I really thought this was going to be a help me budget my family is homeless
Monthly expensese:
$20 parking
$20 entry
$10 drinks
$10 food
$25,000 house down payments
Please help me budget this my family is dying
relax zoning restrictions and laws that encourage land speculation
me, talking to a group of construction contractors with bulldozers: roight, you ‘eard the man, no more new buildin’s, this 'ere’s a nimby zone. you lot all turn right ‘round and go back what you came from
SAN FRANCISCO—In an effort to reduce the number of unprovoked hostile communications on the social media platform, Twitter announced Monday that it had added a red X-mark feature verifying users who are in fact perfectly okay to harass. “This new verification system offers users a simple, efficient way to determine which accounts belong to total pieces of shit whom you should have no qualms about tormenting to your heart’s desire,” said spokesperson Elizabeth James, adding that the small red symbol signifies that Twitter has officially confirmed the identity of a loathsome person who deserves the worst abuse imaginable and who will deliberately have their Mute, Block, and Report options disabled. “When a user sees this symbol, they know they’re dealing with a real asshole who has richly earned whatever mistreatment they receive, including profanity, body-shaming, leaking of personal information, and relentless goading to commit suicide. It’s really just a helpful way of saying to our users, ‘This fuck has it coming, so do your worst with a clear conscience and without fear of having your account suspended.’” At press time, Twitter reassuredly clarified that the red X was just a suggestion and that all users could still be bullied with as little recourse as they are now.
