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#the invisible fist - Capitalism
#the red hammer - Communism
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#chronofelony - time travel
#mitigated future - futurism
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#discourse preview 2019 - retrocausal posts from the New Mexico Timeline

#nationalism - posts banned under the 2089 Human Dignity Act of the Earth Sphere Federation, filtering these is recommended for normies and anyone who isn’t a NatSep

#augmented reality break - (alternate (reality) break) tag intersection, but with coffee so it’s better and therefore augmented (like me)

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#this week on woke or broke - exciting new youtube show in which contestants try to guess what is social justice orthodoxy and what was cooked up by the producers.  failing contestants are fired from their jobs

#miti draws dallas - performance art piece in which thousands of teleoperated drones are released in a swarm over Dallas, Texas, and pictures of frightened and heavily-armed Texans are posted to Tumblr in five minute intervals

#super love love demon battle - SLLDB fandom drama.  eventually boils over into discussion of the SLLDB fandom murders

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#dogs - dog photos and canine cybernetic augmentations.  also ferrets, to go with the ferret mistagging fad

#national technocracy - hypothetical point within the N-dimensional ideospace lattice originally theorized by RAND Geospatial Dynamics Working Group in the 1950s, generally summarized as “that thing that comes after prediction markets”, many researchers dispute whether it can actually exist.  abandoned by Silicon Valley CEOs in favor of a system based on Facebook likes. 

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#the iron hand - the State
#the invisible fist - Capitalism
#the red hammer - Communism
#thx xhxhxhx - you know who you are @xhxhxhx
#chronofelony - time travel
#mitigated future - futurism
#art+#oc - hand-made, free-range, gluten-free, organic, locally-sourced PNGs
#shtpost - quality, 100% serious post, always repost this
#politics - elaborate joke post, never repost this
#trump cw - self-filter tag for anti-memeist bigots who are prejudiced against our first Meme-American President due to the orange color of his skin

#discourse preview 2019 - retrocausal posts from the New Mexico Timeline

#nationalism - posts banned under the 2089 Human Dignity Act of the Earth Sphere Federation, filtering these is recommended for normies and anyone who isn’t a NatSep

#augmented reality break - (alternate (reality) break) tag intersection, but with coffee so it’s better and therefore augmented (like me)

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#super love love demon battle - SLLDB fandom drama.  eventually boils over into discussion of the SLLDB fandom murders

#HobbesWasRight - series of articles laying out the philosophical groundwork for Googlezon Dynamics’ Leviathan Project and its benefits for the security of the state and the populace

#dogs - dog photos and canine cybernetic augmentations.  also ferrets, to go with the ferret mistagging fad

#national technocracy - hypothetical point within the N-dimensional ideospace lattice originally theorized by RAND Geospatial Dynamics Working Group in the 1950s, generally summarized as “that thing that comes after prediction markets”, many researchers dispute whether it can actually exist.  abandoned by Silicon Valley CEOs in favor of a system based on Facebook likes. 

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Other thing that somehow features all three: the Back To The Future trilogy

I admit, I focused on doing time travel, not watching time travel, so I haven’t seen all of them.  It was more of a one-time thing, too.

Actually my knowledge of late 20th century movies is pretty selective.  It was all considered pretty bloody problematic at the time, for most of them.

Anyhow, it’s kinda complicated, but the third way is the most, uh, accurate, I guess?  There’s like a 50-50 chance I’m being chased by the Temporal Enforcement Bureau, but eh, I can live with it.

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Nazis don't exist; they just haven't accepted it yet. Guys, we dropped the Unwish on you decades ago, you're literally fading from existence, your protests actually don't matter at this point, they're just annoying. "This is unfair, the Holocaust never happened!" Yeah, because we retconned you and all of your actions away, you dumb motherfuckers. Wave your swastikas around all you like; they're becoming ghostier and less real each passing year. Can't even remember why I'm mad.

You miserable fools.

All nations reforged their national mythologies in the crucible of the Second World War.

Having transformed Imperial Japan into the sole remaining bastion of such cruel and violent Nationalism, you are about to unleash a form of weeb that not even gods can comprehend.

And now I, standing outside of Time, will be forced to watch this unfold.  You jerks.

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Want some extra fun? Christian here who subscribes both to annihilationism (IE, the "hell = nonexistence" doctrine you're describing) *and* quantum immortality; I call this combination quantum universalism.

While many futurists anticipated broad advances across the technological economy, in fields ranging from computing to materials science, few foresaw the radical advancements in theology that advanced quantum theory would bring.

- The Quantum Fields of God, Ned Halibut, Kansas Revival Timeline, 2308 (retrieved from Church of Mars archives 2609 with permission of Father Gregory)

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“If this sounds like some bullshit they’d pull in Singapore, that’s not an accident. Sovereignty is won by force. Every murder, every bombing, every acid attack undermines the legitimacy of the state. Why listen to the government when someone else...

If this sounds like some bullshit they’d pull in Singapore, that’s not an accident.

Sovereignty is won by force.  Every murder, every bombing, every acid attack undermines the legitimacy of the state.  Why listen to the government when someone else could kill you just as easily?

@wirehead-wannabe I’m still not sure why you’d read this blog as seeming right-wing.  Sounds pretty improbable to me.

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she’s most likely an instagram star or about to receive a huge allowance, but I choose to interpret this as her planning to kill her parents for inheritance

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The claim that the average Capitalism has over 3,000 efficiencies is a statistical error.  The typical Capitalism has 3 efficiencies.  Posthuman Hypercapitalism, which is instantiated only in the Post-Yudkowskyian Dream Timeline, produces over 3,000,000 efficiencies per day through retroactive quantum precognition and wordline branch prediction.  It is an outlier, and should not be counted.

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