mitigatedchaos asked:
mutant-aesthetic answered:
monotone disaffected anime girl, like teh rei
wait wait we need to ask a very important question here, it’s absolutely vital
dubbed or subbed?
mitigatedchaos asked:
mutant-aesthetic answered:
monotone disaffected anime girl, like teh rei
wait wait we need to ask a very important question here, it’s absolutely vital
dubbed or subbed?
Anonymous asked:
xhxhxhx answered:
no person is illegal, anon
In a dystopian future where the government regulates the choice of preferences for new moral agents at time of creation, genderfluid robot Optimum 7 has been declared illegal by the Turing Police. Can she survive the death of her creator, the elusive, elite transhuman Strayan Shtpost Hacker @argumate?
Google DeepMind Films presents…
Sharkpost 7: Parkour Or Die
Pineapple on Pizza Forever
Tags Now:
#the iron hand - the State
#the invisible fist - Capitalism
#the red hammer - Communism
#thx xhxhxhx - you know who you are @xhxhxhx
#chronofelony - time travel
#mitigated future - futurism
#art+#oc - hand-made, free-range, gluten-free, organic, locally-sourced PNGs
#shtpost - quality, 100% serious post, always repost this
#politics - elaborate joke post, never repost this
#trump cw - self-filter tag for anti-memeist bigots who are prejudiced against our first Meme-American President due to the orange color of his skin
#discourse preview 2019 - retrocausal posts from the New Mexico Timeline
#nationalism - posts banned under the 2089 Human Dignity Act of the Earth Sphere Federation, filtering these is recommended for normies and anyone who isn’t a NatSep
#augmented reality break - (alternate (reality) break) tag intersection, but with coffee so it’s better and therefore augmented (like me)
Future Tags (Vegas Timeline):
#this week on woke or broke - exciting new youtube show in which contestants try to guess what is social justice orthodoxy and what was cooked up by the producers. failing contestants are fired from their jobs
#miti draws dallas - performance art piece in which thousands of teleoperated drones are released in a swarm over Dallas, Texas, and pictures of frightened and heavily-armed Texans are posted to Tumblr in five minute intervals
#super love love demon battle - SLLDB fandom drama. eventually boils over into discussion of the SLLDB fandom murders
#HobbesWasRight - series of articles laying out the philosophical groundwork for Googlezon Dynamics’ Leviathan Project and its benefits for the security of the state and the populace
#dogs - dog photos and canine cybernetic augmentations. also ferrets, to go with the ferret mistagging fad
#national technocracy - hypothetical point within the N-dimensional ideospace lattice originally theorized by RAND Geospatial Dynamics Working Group in the 1950s, generally summarized as “that thing that comes after prediction markets”, many researchers dispute whether it can actually exist. abandoned by Silicon Valley CEOs in favor of a system based on Facebook likes.
#dogfree - actual dog photos, just dog photos
Future Tags (Montana Timeline):
No tags for this timeline, possibly unstable. Radsuit suggested.
Anonymous asked:
mitigatedchaos answered:

*ahem* er, uh, rather, I mean –
More than one person is able to practice forbidden dark magic, my darling Anon.
All practitioners of Nationalism drink from the shadowed waters, but we do not all use the power it grants us to the same ends.
The best part is it works no matter who posts it, even Enemy Politics Blog.
Oh man where to even start
What the hell is with the Scottish/English border changing and Wales fucking disappearing?
The rest of the map is trying to pull a ‘cultures get their own land’ thing, but Cornwall is still part of England, Wales apparently doesn’t get shit and Scotland is encroached upon again.
What the fuck lol
Its not a “cultures get their own land” thing the borders are supposed to be mostly arbitrary with some inaccurate names (“Republic of London” doesnt appear to include London, for one) and its referencing how in many parts of the world national borders are determined by what the European colonial borders were when they left
But borders are bad, all cultures are equal, and diversity is important & valuable ???
Why isn’t it good for the Iraqis and Turks to embrace Diverse cultures ???
y'all need something better to do
oh lol, i thought they were talking about this:
>implying green text kills the romance
This article is a fucking ride. My favourite part is:
“The other night I slept with this lawyer from Happn,” Calvin chimed in, “and afterward he suggested we watch a movie, and then got out a PC. It was a literal Windows moment. I was like, ‘Does the Internet even exist on a computer like that? Does it have to be plugged into a wall? Do you want to make a spreadsheet while we’re at it?’ I was really turned off. Is there such a thing as a tech boner? Because if so, I had whatever the opposite of that is.”
What the fuck
No no, this is good. It makes it easier not to contribute to spreading the genes of people who only exist to maximize social status.
the boy scouts should accept girls because boy things are cool and it would be discrimination to keep them out, whereas the girl scouts don’t need to worry about accepting boys because lol
this is misandry (not letting boys do stuff) + misogyny (not valuing stuff girls do)
this combination is often called transmisogyny but in this case I don’t think that makes sense
“To bring any ideology into this world, it must have followers who are willing to die,” declares enigmatic leader of NAU Youth Corps
While orienteering, first aid, cooking, and survival “useful skills,” many commentators question the group’s mysterious leader, whose true identity is a mystery
Choice of uniforms, paramiltary-style training exercises also points of concern
remember watching tenchi muyo on toonami lol
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Just so you guys know, Ryoko is superior to Aeka in every way, and deserves to have the prototype bland harem protagonist all to herself, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.
no, ayeka deserves to have the bland harem protagonist all to herself
and ryoko deserves to have mihoshi, kiyone, washu, and let’s throw in ukyo kuonji, all to herself as her harem
and they go on space adventures
Oi, just ‘cuz yer’ a space princess doesn’t mean you get to practice cryosleep incest. It’s of vital importance that the nobility of Jurai establish firm moral behavior so as to be an example to inspire the common people. She will marry a genetically fit man to whom she has no blood relation going back at least twenty generations if I have any say in the matter.
As for the prototype bland harem protagonist, not only is he a powerful, plot-armored MacGuffin (valuable by itself), but as the super-protoype for the other K-series Harem Protagonists, control over his narrative would allow Ryoko to indirectly control all the other harem anime protagonists in an amount according to how little personality they have, allowing her to enter other series entirely and rule them as sovereign and/or drunkard. I don’t see how you could have an objection to this.
Mihoshi would of course ruin this plan for interdimensional conquest, and thus must be kept far away from it.
San Francisco: “Hey, housing is way too expensive. Do you think we should change our laws? Maybe keep some of the safety rules but loosen up some other regulations? Maybe we could copy the rules from some place with high safety standards but also cheap housing?”
Also San Francisco: “Pffft lol no, what kind of nerd would do that?”
London: “Hold my pint and watch this.”

SAN FRANCISCO—In an effort to reduce the number of unprovoked hostile communications on the social media platform, Twitter announced Monday that it had added a red X-mark feature verifying users who are in fact perfectly okay to harass. “This new verification system offers users a simple, efficient way to determine which accounts belong to total pieces of shit whom you should have no qualms about tormenting to your heart’s desire,” said spokesperson Elizabeth James, adding that the small red symbol signifies that Twitter has officially confirmed the identity of a loathsome person who deserves the worst abuse imaginable and who will deliberately have their Mute, Block, and Report options disabled. “When a user sees this symbol, they know they’re dealing with a real asshole who has richly earned whatever mistreatment they receive, including profanity, body-shaming, leaking of personal information, and relentless goading to commit suicide. It’s really just a helpful way of saying to our users, ‘This fuck has it coming, so do your worst with a clear conscience and without fear of having your account suspended.’” At press time, Twitter reassuredly clarified that the red X was just a suggestion and that all users could still be bullied with as little recourse as they are now.