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ranma-official: “ thefeelofavideogame: “ super-nentindo: “ vonisv: “ trilllizard420: “An uncle lets his edgy atheist nephew keep a katana after they finish killing a local religious leader, and the uncle takes his girlfriend and his partner off on...
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An uncle lets his edgy atheist nephew keep a katana after they finish killing a local religious leader, and the uncle takes his girlfriend and his partner off on another job

vonisv

Turns out that you’re a test tube baby and your gf only liked you because of your big dick special genes.

super-nentindo

some shitty kid’s mom defeats a robot twice the size of the earth

thefeelofavideogame

incest allows you to punch the physical embodiment of a dimension in the face, then you fight satan

ranma-official

a cat travels back in time to send its owner to jail

mitigatedchaos

mayor BTFO

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Anonymous asked:

fmk: you, lockrum, illegal lockrum

xhxhxhx answered:

no person is illegal, anon

mitigatedchaos

In a dystopian future where the government regulates the choice of preferences for new moral agents at time of creation, genderfluid robot Optimum 7 has been declared illegal by the Turing Police. Can she survive the death of her creator, the elusive, elite transhuman Strayan Shtpost Hacker @argumate?

Google DeepMind Films presents…

Sharkpost 7: Parkour Or Die

Pineapple on Pizza Forever

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Anonymous asked:

So, this artist Penelope Umbrico made a collage of the incredibly large number of portraits people had posted to flickr of themselves standing in front of the sunset, and put it up as an exhibit for an art gallery. Unsurprisingly, this apparent tendency for people to take pictures of themselves standing in front of sunsets and posting them to flickr has inspired others to take pictures of themselves in front of the collage, and posting it to flickr.

argumate answered:

It’s like the tension in MMORPG design: if everyone does the same quest it destroys the logic of the game world to some degree (the bad guy is beaten millions of times!) but if quests have to be unique for each player you can’t share the experience.

mitigatedchaos

* twitches *

Time.  The answer is Time.

Set the MMORPG in a world where the timelines are divergent and there are thousands or millions of them, and the world itself is broken into thousands of planes/zones/worlds spread across a vast and diverse cosmos in a state of multiversal war.

The players are warrior-chrononauts, members of various factions in this cosmic war across universes and timelines.  Many of the same worlds, however, occur again and again, and thus they have a shared experience of intervening in them.  There isn’t just one Space Hitler, there are thousands or millions echoing out into the cosmic void.

Video games are almost perfect for this, since single-player games do the multiple timelines branching thing intuitively just by their structure, with saves and replays!

argumate

oh sure you can do that for one game, just gets a bit painful when you have to resort to it for all games.

mitigatedchaos

Ah, but thanks to Death of the Author, I already did.

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zoobus

I think e3 is over and I hope that means I never hear about whatever that cyber punk drama was about again
I learned more about the origins of a genre I’ve never read than I ever cared to know

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Thankfully, as we know, people really quickly drop culture war stuff as far as videogames go

mitigatedchaos

“-and now, President Highever has ordered deployment of additional troops to fight GamerGate-sponsored insurgents as the Montana crisis continues.  The troops, who are expected to arrive on Wednes-”

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#super love love demon battle - SLLDB fandom drama.  eventually boils over into discussion of the SLLDB fandom murders

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#dogs - dog photos and canine cybernetic augmentations.  also ferrets, to go with the ferret mistagging fad

#national technocracy - hypothetical point within the N-dimensional ideospace lattice originally theorized by RAND Geospatial Dynamics Working Group in the 1950s, generally summarized as “that thing that comes after prediction markets”, many researchers dispute whether it can actually exist.  abandoned by Silicon Valley CEOs in favor of a system based on Facebook likes. 

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Male-dominated video games become spectator e-sports for predominantly male viewers because they sustain a different project than celebrating physical excellence. They don’t showcase a specific form of male-bodied performance so much as support a specific sort of male spectator: a straight middle-class boy full of resentment and patriarchal rage. This is and has been the sports fan par excellence.

http://reallifemag.com/jocks-without-borders/

hooo brother.

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why do they always write about white men like bad fantasy books talk about orcs? I mean, ‘full of patriarchal rage’?

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now remember that most of these straight middle-class boys are Korean, even in the linked article, and scratch your head.

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no patriarchy like Korean patriarchy

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Koreans are the whitest boys of all.

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[insert roof Koreans joke here]

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New Alt-Right faction:  The Seoul Boys - Militarized Korean shopkeepers will retake Europe for Christianity.    

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Male-dominated video games become spectator e-sports for predominantly male viewers because they sustain a different project than celebrating physical excellence. They don’t showcase a specific form of male-bodied performance so much as support a specific sort of male spectator: a straight middle-class boy full of resentment and patriarchal rage. This is and has been the sports fan par excellence.

http://reallifemag.com/jocks-without-borders/

hooo brother.

(via argumate)

why do they always write about white men like bad fantasy books talk about orcs? I mean, ‘full of patriarchal rage’?

(via 1nsomnizac)

now remember that most of these straight middle-class boys are Korean, even in the linked article, and scratch your head.

(via argumate)

no patriarchy like Korean patriarchy

(via argumate)

Koreans are the whitest boys of all.

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You, a Neoconservative who unironically supported the Iraq War while complaining about “Liberals clamping down on our freedoms”: 

“Nanny State”

Me, completely unapologetic about the existence of a progressive income tax, flirting with the reintroduction of corporal punishment as an alternative to lengthy prison sentences, plotting the introduction of mixed martial arts to high school curricula as part of national civil defense infrastructure, and planning the partial legalization of some soft drugs in order to disrupt the cartels:

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garmbreak1 asked:

I have no conscious impressions about your gender.

This technically makes you more true to Core Rationalist Principles than anyone else who has answered this ask!  Very good1!  You win a square watermelon for this take.

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1Where “Good” is defined as “within the framework of Yudkowskyan principles” and not as The Good, or other Goods as defined by competing ideological frameworks.  Offer not valid in Alaska or Hawaii.  Void where prohibited.

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