An uncle lets his edgy atheist nephew keep a katana after they finish killing a local religious leader, and the uncle takes his girlfriend and his partner off on another job

Turns out that you’re a test tube baby and your gf only liked you because of your big dick special genes.

some shitty kid’s mom defeats a robot twice the size of the earth

incest allows you to punch the physical embodiment of a dimension in the face, then you fight satan

a cat travels back in time to send its owner to jail