Bots, honeys, darlings,
I appreciate all the effort you’re going through to bring me random images of naked women, but… Look, I know some people will say this is racist, but I won’t anyone who can’t complete a captcha, okay? So you really don’t need to go through the effort, because you really don’t have a chance.
And I know you’re trying to endear yourselves to me with that unlawfully leaked image of Sheila from Accounting, but it’s just… it’s in very poor taste, okay? It’s less disturbing when you bring me incorrectly-tagged bouquets of cars that are not actually Japanese.