@argumate You can put this owl in the pile with the others.
Anonymous asked:
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i’m not sure how many layers of metaphor anon-san is on right now. just whose circularity is the track a metaphor for? is argumate really the owl, or is he the train? what does it mean when the owl flies off and the train is derailed?
we allege that this deep piece of artistic commentary challenges the viewer to, uh, reconsider their views on the intersection of rail infrastructure as it empowers the proletariat and the environment of birds of prey, as symbols for wisdom and power in our society, or uh, something
funnily enough “two perfect squares” is what I’d call my pop group if I had musical ability and a partner in crime as square as me
Anonymous asked:
you might say argumate is a male-read person
I mean, if we’re being honest, just how good is the typical Rationalist at distinguishing between owl sexes, much less owl genders?
This outcome was, sadly, inevitable.
@mr-dongleopolis submitted:
love ya dad
the local aesthetic is cute owl, not horrifying owl; easy mistake to make.
the local aesthetic is cute owl, not horrifying owl; easy mistake to make.
Fuck, I’m gonna have to train my deep-learning shitpost generator more.
mitigatedchaos asked:
"don't look at me like an owl" - but like ... u *are* an owl ??? wat else would we look at you like ??? ??? plz
argumate answered:
objectification, your honour!
collapsedsquid said: need an owl pic with a black mask
nationalism must reach its logical conclusion: one person == one nation!
Oh sht, it’s Anarcho-Sovereigntism!
There are only two genders: human and transhuman.
assigned human at birth, but determined to change that.
Correction: There are only three genders: human, transhuman, and owl.
Anonymous asked:
I found the following among my notes: "@argumate numerology-based stock options". I have no idea what it was supposed to mean.
argumate answered:
fuck, that’s a great start up idea
I had an idea I was going to share for the owlcero, but it turns out you don’t need a $400 machine to stretch an owl.
Red Eyed Albino Owl
Is this a fairy
Whatever it is, it’s clearly ancient and powerful. Also cute and fluffy.
@argumate would you like to make a contract? :>
Anonymous asked:
Trump has obviously been reading your tumblr to crib for ideas, because his new tax plan includes the "repeal just about all income tax deductions" idea I sent in an anon the other week.
argumate answered:
Surprised he hasn’t announced a plan to build a wall emoji and make the Powerful Owl the national bird.