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mitigatedchaos asked:

What happened to Garmbreak::Zero? Did you overwrite his place in this timeline?

garmbreak1 answered:

THE PAST MUST BE DESTROYED

mitigatedchaos

You bastard!  The original Garmbreak owed me money!

Gargh.  This is almost as bad as that time the Democratic Republic of Belgium collapsed and my entire artisanal clickbait smuggling network became worthless overnight.  

Well that’s friggin’ 800 SAF pesos down the drain.

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#trump cw - self-filter tag for anti-memeist bigots who are prejudiced against our first Meme-American President due to the orange color of his skin

#discourse preview 2019 - retrocausal posts from the New Mexico Timeline

#nationalism - posts banned under the 2089 Human Dignity Act of the Earth Sphere Federation, filtering these is recommended for normies and anyone who isn’t a NatSep

#augmented reality break - (alternate (reality) break) tag intersection, but with coffee so it’s better and therefore augmented (like me)

Future Tags (Vegas Timeline):

#this week on woke or broke - exciting new youtube show in which contestants try to guess what is social justice orthodoxy and what was cooked up by the producers.  failing contestants are fired from their jobs

#miti draws dallas - performance art piece in which thousands of teleoperated drones are released in a swarm over Dallas, Texas, and pictures of frightened and heavily-armed Texans are posted to Tumblr in five minute intervals

#super love love demon battle - SLLDB fandom drama.  eventually boils over into discussion of the SLLDB fandom murders

#HobbesWasRight - series of articles laying out the philosophical groundwork for Googlezon Dynamics’ Leviathan Project and its benefits for the security of the state and the populace

#dogs - dog photos and canine cybernetic augmentations.  also ferrets, to go with the ferret mistagging fad

#national technocracy - hypothetical point within the N-dimensional ideospace lattice originally theorized by RAND Geospatial Dynamics Working Group in the 1950s, generally summarized as “that thing that comes after prediction markets”, many researchers dispute whether it can actually exist.  abandoned by Silicon Valley CEOs in favor of a system based on Facebook likes. 

#dogfree - actual dog photos, just dog photos

Future Tags (Montana Timeline):

No tags for this timeline, possibly unstable.  Radsuit suggested.

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Anonymous asked:

Nazis don't exist; they just haven't accepted it yet. Guys, we dropped the Unwish on you decades ago, you're literally fading from existence, your protests actually don't matter at this point, they're just annoying. "This is unfair, the Holocaust never happened!" Yeah, because we retconned you and all of your actions away, you dumb motherfuckers. Wave your swastikas around all you like; they're becoming ghostier and less real each passing year. Can't even remember why I'm mad.

You miserable fools.

All nations reforged their national mythologies in the crucible of the Second World War.

Having transformed Imperial Japan into the sole remaining bastion of such cruel and violent Nationalism, you are about to unleash a form of weeb that not even gods can comprehend.

And now I, standing outside of Time, will be forced to watch this unfold.  You jerks.

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Anonymous asked:

Other thing that somehow features all three: the Back To The Future trilogy

I admit, I focused on doing time travel, not watching time travel, so I haven’t seen all of them.  It was more of a one-time thing, too.

Actually my knowledge of late 20th century movies is pretty selective.  It was all considered pretty bloody problematic at the time, for most of them.

Anyhow, it’s kinda complicated, but the third way is the most, uh, accurate, I guess?  There’s like a 50-50 chance I’m being chased by the Temporal Enforcement Bureau, but eh, I can live with it.

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So the right-wing has shifted pretty visibly into clearly being the no-fun police right now (like literally, they are mad at pretty much everything fun right now, including Star Wars, Star Trek, and the NFL), and I think this gives the left an opportunity to show that while we are critical of media for its more problematic or pernicious aspects, we aren’t critical of the people that enjoy the media just for enjoying it. Like we have to admit that general fun is the most widespread form of resistance to capitalism, and we should embrace that shit. I think that some of the 2014-2016 rise in right-wing bullshittery was due to the left coming across as the “no-fun” people, and that was wholly undeserved, and I think the shoe has firmly landed on the other foot at this point. Which gives us an opportunity to show that that idea was always bullshit. We embrace fun as fucking praxis.

bataillemeup

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary

isaacsapphire

Eh, I don’t think that you can sell me on bad tofu and shitty music as fun, essentially with no fast cars, makeup, cool clothes, fun media, or personal hygiene. I mean, I guess the weed is “fun” if that’s your thing, but the fucking Libertarians have weed too, and weed’s not my thing anyway.

mitigatedchaos

If you check the op’s blog with the Internet Archive’s Chronoglow browser, it’s deactivated by August 3rd, 2021 after they got harassed off the site for liking an indie game where one of the developers was friends with a man whose wife was the cousin of someone who was once in the same room as JonTron.

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Rhyme of the Sixth Child

@shieldfoss

Can’t get your core mind thread remotely hacked if it’s not wired to an antenna

Everyone, sing along:

The inputs aren’t together with the outputs
And the outputs aren’t together with the inputs
For each task a dedicated subsystem
You are the network,
You are the tree

The display is for displaying
The arm for throwing
The display doesn’t choose
Where the arm is going

Memories are their own network
Stored inside your brain
Hardlink only can dive your memory
Dead or dying in crimson rain

You are the network
You are the tree
What’s you is you,
and what’s me is me

Firmware is manual update only
The touch of the cord inside,
Validated and crypto-signed
Is the only right way for parts to sing

The songs of the aether are broken
A great storm that seeks to consume all it sees
Broken hearts and broken minds
If thy let it in to thee

You are the network
You are the tree
What’s you is you,
and what’s me is me

I mean, admittedly I kind of left out the rhythm entirely in translating it, but you get the idea.  Every good child, raised by high-aptitude-scoring parents, is taught this at age 6.

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Anonymous asked:

No one who has seriously thought it through believes the dakimakura rumour. After all, why would a chronofelon settle for a mere image?
image

By 2056, every Wikipedia page of any figure of note, from George Washington to clerks for the Song Dynasty, has one of these as the primary image on the page instead of, you know, a painting or photograph.

Disney bought the rights in 2077 and manufactures a line of branded, family-friendly (by 2077 standards) androgynoids.

It makes dakimakura seem quaint in comparison.

Don’t blame me.

This is the future you people chose.

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