@cromulentenough

FWIW, i’m someone born in the UK but with background in bangladesh, and i get annoyed when other asians ask me ‘where are you FROM from’ after i tell them i’m from london the first time. It’s not just a white thing.

“But I’ve always lived in the UK,” he said, “never anyway else.  I’ve not even set foot outside the British Isles.”

“Yes,” said the man, “but where are you FROM”

The man’s face opened, revealing several strange, glossy, robotic orbs.  Beams of various colours and intensities swept over the questioned man’s body.

“HAPLO GROUP 2A, PRIMARY GENETIC DENSITY,” the robot man said in the middle of the restaurant.  

A hush fell over the guests at the dining tables as the robot’s face slowly closed, synthetic skin seamlessly fusing to hide the cold mechanical components underneath.

“So anyhow,” said the robot man, “how about Liverpool vs. Manchester United?”