The internet has truly led to a Golden Age of jokes that are just rewrites of actually funny jokes with three words changed so that now they’re about politics and suck ass
you know who else sucks ass? Mitch McConnell
you know how Trump gets ass? Mitch McConnell
you know who photographs Trump’s ass? Mitch McConnell
wait guys we have to stop, I can suddenly hear Gaston music and it’s getting louder