FIRST DATE IDEA: Go on about how women don’t have souls, but neglect to mention that you don’t believe in souls period.
Alternatively, women are the damned creations of a twisted heathen god.
As are men, and indeed all living things.
Born from the fire of the wicked lands, she is Woman, terrible and cruel, violent and tribal, a maelstrom of hatred and injustice.*
* Do you like Woman? Please see our related companion product, Man, the Fire that Kills™