third-world conservative: The evil West seeks to subvert the family, nation, and faith and replace them with homosexuality and McDonald’s!
first-world conservative: How dare they say that! It’s nothing like that! We must defend Western values against these horrible attacks.
me: Yeah, except replacing family, nation, and faith with homosexuality and McDonald’s is why the West is good.
glowy space brain
Vibrating Space Buddha: Actually family, nation, and perhaps a dash of faith are Good, but homosexuality isn’t actually dangerous to families or nations (and must be defended from third-world conservatives) and mass obesity McDonald’s isn’t good for you. Let me list my ten point plan for the formation of a truly unstoppable continent-spanning superstate.