“Huh, actually, that’s not actually a bad policy idea.  Where did you first hear it?”

“Oh, some Singaporean time travel blog on Tumblr.”

“Singaporean time travel blog?”

“Well it mentions Lee Kwan Yew a bit and the author seems interested in authoritarianism in Asia, so either that or the United States given that it keeps talking about a North American Union.”

“…what?”

“If I might remind you, sir, you ordered that we answer all your questions as honestly as possible.”