what is your twitter?

mutant-aesthetic

Anonymous asked:

mutant-aesthetic answered:

don’t have one, actually

mitigatedchaos

Not since the Accident, anyway. Honestly if I hadn’t seen the pictures with my own eyes, I would never have believed that someone could end up hospitalized just from injuries sustained while tweeting.

shtpost not true

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xhxhxhx

Anonymous asked:

fmk: you, lockrum, illegal lockrum

xhxhxhx answered:

no person is illegal, anon

mitigatedchaos

In a dystopian future where the government regulates the choice of preferences for new moral agents at time of creation, genderfluid robot Optimum 7 has been declared illegal by the Turing Police. Can she survive the death of her creator, the elusive, elite transhuman Strayan Shtpost Hacker @argumate?

Google DeepMind Films presents…

Sharkpost 7: Parkour Or Die

Pineapple on Pizza Forever

mitigated aesthetic shtpost

Tags Now:

#the iron hand - the State
#the invisible fist - Capitalism
#the red hammer - Communism
#thx xhxhxhx - you know who you are @xhxhxhx
#chronofelony - time travel
#mitigated future - futurism
#art+#oc - hand-made, free-range, gluten-free, organic, locally-sourced PNGs
#shtpost - quality, 100% serious post, always repost this
#politics - elaborate joke post, never repost this
#trump cw - self-filter tag for anti-memeist bigots who are prejudiced against our first Meme-American President due to the orange color of his skin

#discourse preview 2019 - retrocausal posts from the New Mexico Timeline

#nationalism - posts banned under the 2089 Human Dignity Act of the Earth Sphere Federation, filtering these is recommended for normies and anyone who isn’t a NatSep

#augmented reality break - (alternate (reality) break) tag intersection, but with coffee so it’s better and therefore augmented (like me)

Future Tags (Vegas Timeline):

#this week on woke or broke - exciting new youtube show in which contestants try to guess what is social justice orthodoxy and what was cooked up by the producers. failing contestants are fired from their jobs

#miti draws dallas - performance art piece in which thousands of teleoperated drones are released in a swarm over Dallas, Texas, and pictures of frightened and heavily-armed Texans are posted to Tumblr in five minute intervals

#super love love demon battle - SLLDB fandom drama. eventually boils over into discussion of the SLLDB fandom murders

#HobbesWasRight - series of articles laying out the philosophical groundwork for Googlezon Dynamics’ Leviathan Project and its benefits for the security of the state and the populace

#dogs - dog photos and canine cybernetic augmentations. also ferrets, to go with the ferret mistagging fad

#national technocracy - hypothetical point within the N-dimensional ideospace lattice originally theorized by RAND Geospatial Dynamics Working Group in the 1950s, generally summarized as “that thing that comes after prediction markets”, many researchers dispute whether it can actually exist. abandoned by Silicon Valley CEOs in favor of a system based on Facebook likes.

#dogfree - actual dog photos, just dog photos

Future Tags (Montana Timeline):

No tags for this timeline, possibly unstable. Radsuit suggested.

chronofelony mitigated fiction augmented reality break mitigated future shtpost or is it tags

garmbreak1 asked:

I have no conscious impressions about your gender.

This technically makes you more true to Core Rationalist Principles than anyone else who has answered this ask! Very good¹! You win a square watermelon for this take.

¹Where “Good” is defined as “within the framework of Yudkowskyan principles” and not as The Good, or other Goods as defined by competing ideological frameworks. Offer not valid in Alaska or Hawaii. Void where prohibited.

shtpost visual shtpost the mitigated exhibition asks garmbreak::zero fruit gender ask meme what even is this blog

argumate

Anonymous asked:

...I see the division of Batman predates the comic book character... well played, Australia... well played...

argumate answered:

Melbourne was in fact founded by Batman, which explains the art deco buildings and the dark brooding winter.

mitigatedchaos

This is a common misconception. Batman is, in fact, a heavy-handed metaphor for Melbourne itself. Even the original authors confirmed this in a leaked document released on 4chan.

shtpost not actually true

@nuclearspaceheater

For some reason, the left-over USAid tents are what really make me wonder: comically executed scam, comic incompetence, OR a true hero of logistics, who was involved in the project but not in on the scam, who showed up 2 days before to an empty beach, and turned the remaining project’s funds of, confusingly, 2000 Singapore dollars, into what you see here, so that at least people would have somewhere to sleep and something to eat.

On day 4, with no rescue or aid forthcoming, LogisticsMan organizes the rabble of rich kids into a fighting force and seizes control of the island’s government.

shtpost

argumate

orbispelagium orbispelagium

I’ve seen some quips like “TERFs claiming that ‘TERF’ is a slur is a hilarious self-own,” which is true and all, but I think it’s a bad idea to ignore how plenty of literally-true descriptors can be caustic insults

ranma-official

“chinaman” always baffled me

well done, these sure are two words

argumate

slurs are ordinary words, you just curl your lip when you say them.

(if you read the wrong blogs, you’ll see them use “Mexican” as a slur)

mitigatedchaos

that’s quite a thing for an avian to say. maybe you should think before opening your beak. wouldn’t want to ruffle any feathers would you?

Source: cryptovexillologist shtpost this is a joke

argumate

theage.com.au

Most Australians failing to meet dietary guidelines, new research shows

Most of us probably don't even know we're failing this daily task, yet it may be seriously affecting our health.

argumate

More than one third of Australians’ daily energy intake comes from ‘junk food’ such as sweetened beverages, alcohol, cakes, confectionary and pastry products, the report found.

argumate

it’s like the Onion stories about Americans getting the bulk of their calories from beef jerky or whatever, except it’s actually true.

mitigatedchaos

As many as 500 Australians each year die from Vegemite poisoning. Do your part. Use a lock, and keep your vegemite out of reach, out of mind.

shtpost straya

Anonymous asked:

"You can't outrun hot lead" isn't even true (metaphorically speaking, still waiting for the cybernetics to hit transsonic sprint times ofc) at our current medical ability. Survival rate for GSW patients is something like 66%, rising to 90% if you're conscious on arrival at hospital. It's not the best odds, but it's a lot better than the mythology around guns makes it out to be.

He’ll really need that blood transfusion then, eh?

Too bad that blood might’ve gone to someone else who wasn’t him, resulting in a net loss of resources. But how could an Anarchist shooting people be responsible for such a thing?

I’ll be honest, I’ve seen at least one line of posts before in which someone argued that political operatives assassinating people aren’t in any way morally liable for any resulting civil war.

There are arguments for going after billionaires, but the one provided wasn’t a very good one.

“They could warp the political system to their own ends using ‘campaign contributions’” is a far better one.

shtpost uncharitable anons asks

We propose that the packaging of mandatory binding arbitration clauses as a condition of employment masks the true price of these agreements due to a mismatch in the available leverage of firms and employees in many markets.

To increase the efficiency of the market for the waiver of legal rights of redress to wrongdoing by private parties, we propose that mandatory binding arbitration clauses as a condition of employment shall be prohibited and struck out as null and void. Binding arbitration agreements shall then be negotiated between employers and employees, offering material compensation, allowing them to float in price so that the market can work efficiently and determine the true price of cyberpunk dystopia.

@collapsedsquid

shtpost the invisible fist

ranma-official

theonion:
“SAN FRANCISCO—In an effort to reduce the number of unprovoked hostile communications on the social media platform, Twitter announced Monday that it had added a red X-mark feature verifying users who are in fact perfectly okay to harass....

Source: theonion queue

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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