Average Argumate post kills 1.3 people” just statistical error. The average Argumate post kills only 0.0015 people. “no guys, it’s totally safe to come to Australia”, which kills over 3,000 Tumblr users each year in drop bear attacks alone, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
regular reminder that Australian wildlife is tame compared to America
(via argumate)
America was actually the Death Continent all along. Woe betide any who dare think to master it!