I leave the jeans I’m going to wear on my bed a few hours in advance of getting ready so that my cat will sleep on them and make them warm for me when I go out to brave the harsh Australian winter.
call them daks instead of jeans and make it a kangaroo instead of a cat and this would be a quality Strayan post to go viral on tumblr dot com
You’re so painfully unfunny that I’m certain you’re actually an American.
no wound ever cut so deep.
Somewhere on Earth, an Australian woman cries, because she is too stereotypical for people to believe she’s real.