der-prinz-aus-stahl

I leave the jeans I’m going to wear on my bed a few hours in advance of getting ready so that my cat will sleep on them and make them warm for me when I go out to brave the harsh Australian winter.

argumate

call them daks instead of jeans and make it a kangaroo instead of a cat and this would be a quality Strayan post to go viral on tumblr dot com

der-prinz-aus-stahl

You’re so painfully unfunny that I’m certain you’re actually an American.

argumate

no wound ever cut so deep.

mitigatedchaos

Somewhere on Earth, an Australian woman cries, because she is too stereotypical for people to believe she’s real.