polysexuals are people whose sexualities can be determined by an algorithm in polynomial time
nondeterministic polysexuals are people whose algorithmically-determined sexualities can be verified in polynomial time
the travelling salesman planned his route so carefully to avoid awkward encounters with previous partners
samueldays asked:
Shitposting.
Well, not entirely shitposting.
Let’s be honest. That policy is not going to happen.
Most Americans don’t care enough about civil defense, the gun owners will fight it out of fear that lefitsts will try to use it to take all their guns, groups of leftists will try to use to take all the gun owners’ guns, and so on.
Yes, it’s intended to take a touch of the spirit, of a militia for defense of the country, the distribution of power among the people…
But mostly it was just to be a wacky compromise proposal under Nationalist terms to present what such an alternative might look like. …if it wouldn’t be immediately expanded to try and seize the guns. And for comparison with the Swiss.
Although I’m not joking that I’d like to see martial arts as part of high school curricula in other posts.
Apropos of nothing, some free-association shitposting:
- Western propaganda with Chinese characteristics
- Disrupt the four olds!
- Have fewer children, raise more pigs*
- Running dogs are pets, not meat! #stopyulin
- Black cat, white cat, if it buys Coca Cola™, it’s a good cat. (Deng Xiaoping, probably)
- 1 billion served and counting
- Let a hundred flowers bloom, let a hundred firms contend
- As Chinese as 老干妈 and 苹果“牌”!
* This one was actually real, bizarrely enough
Anonymous asked:
ranma-official answered:
“cheating on marriage with a prostitute is OK” is Bad News. You’re looking at hyperpatriarchy there - the mortal consequences of it might be more… “contained” than either the anarchy we have today or the polygamy you attack, but it’s still very much not *good* even if you think mankind can permit adultery ever which it can’t.
Well, that’s Futurist Shitposting instincts - i.e., I proposed that combination because I find it hilarious, and also culture-shocking and weird relative to today, but feasible for a regime which is socially conservative in pragmatic synthesis ways, yet having retained a touch of the social liberalism of our time.
On the other hand, there are arguments to be made for it.
…which you’re already aware of, judging by what you just wrote there.
Anonymous asked:
Oddly enough, the avatar already has a name, I just haven’t mentioned it on Tumblr yet - the Union Girl. (Union Girl has another name, but that will be revealed in due time.)
This is reflective of the persona I present in futurist shitposting here on Tumblr, that of someone who grew up in the North American Union prior to its integration into the Earth Federation. The choice of clothing is a callback to the United States of America, the predecessor of the NAU, at that point having already been dissolved several decades ago, and to the anti-nationalist EF, is used as a symbol by those who support the National Separationists. Those wearing symbols of the old Union aren’t against state intervention per se, and aren’t in favor of the ancient Confederacy’s war for racial supremacy (at least according to Confederate politicians), but they still believe in nations and states. Thus, Union Girl is either the [North American Union] Girl or the [Union Army/Federal] Girl.
National Separationism is suppressed by the Earth Federation government as a form of hate speech, and the Union Girl has ties to separatist organizations and is generally problematic according to the reigning social justice orthodoxy of 2112.
As a paramilitary cyborg from the future intent on reviving a nation that doesn’t currently exist, the Union Girl is technically a supervillain.
The name of this blog also has multiple meanings.
Mitigated [Chaos] - I am chaotic, it is mitigated on this blog.
[Mitigated] Chaos - Plans to mitigate chaos.
[Mitigated Chaos] - A blend of chaos and order, a mitigated chaos.
Mitigated Chaos - .The plans on this blog are in fact partly chaotic.
I have seen exclamations like “I bet he does not even have one gay/black/jewish“ friend, used as some kind of bait, to make the target say the unfortunate words.
That’s when to either go meta, attack along another vector of the same topic (“oh, so the only real gay people are the ones that already agree with you?”) or flip the switch and start shitposting about how you are friends with literally every Jew on Earth, including the questioner.
Anonymous asked:
> sending me this instead of shitposting about how you’re going to attack me with a Federation mobile suit for supporting the extremely problematic Zeon colony drop like ten posts ago
At this rate, you’ll never be able to stop me from seizing control of Earth and paving over everything you have ever known with trees self-replicating solar-powered CO2 scrubbers, Anon-kun, much less your beloved Western Australia.
I have seen exclamations like “I bet he does not even have one gay/black/jewish“ friend, used as some kind of bait, to make the target say the unfortunate words.
That’s when to either go meta, attack along another vector of the same topic (“oh, so the only real gay people are the ones that already agree with you?”) or flip the switch and start shitposting about how you are friends with literally every Jew on Earth, including the questioner.
“I can’t be racist, I have Jewish enemies!”
“Some of my best friends are homophobic!”
“I asked a racist and he hates it, so it must be woke.”
“Oh, so you’re saying that minorities only count if they agree with you, otherwise they’re not people? You know who else thought that? HITLER. Get the fuck out of this fucking building, you racist piece of sht!”
I guarantee they will not see that coming. Once you’ve stunlocked them, start using other Discourse moves…
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