oh-theindignity
if thomas the tank engine got popular on tumblr: a fever dream

  • Henry is the fan favorite
    • Henry is also the most common kin/ID
  • 90% of human fanart is of James
    • James is the second most common kin/ID
  • Edgy kins of Diesel or Diesel 10 (complete with edgy themes)
  • Edward’s fan base is split perfectly down the middle: those who see him as a young man and those who see him as an old guy
  • “omfgggg i cant believe im drawing fanart of THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE what has my life come to lolllllll” (personally this is what i hate the most)
  • “Percy is my precious cinnamon roll”
  • “Diesel is my precious cinnamon roll”
  • Discourse about too many human!James designs being skinny white dudes
  • Discourse about a couple human!James designs being suupppeerrr fetishy trans men
  • Twincest/incest (this is already present but it’d just get worse)
  • Trying to figure out if some of the engines are child-coded
    • Consequentially, discourse about if a ship is pedophilic
    • Consequentially, posts like “unfollow me now if you reblog oh///-thein///di//ignity because they’re friends with villai/ngirlfrie//nd who ships jame//spe//rcy”
  • SOOO MUCH DISCOURSE ABOUT SIR TOPHAM HATT
  • “This is a bad show because it endorses slavery”
  • Sexy Dark Anime Eyes art of Thomas, you know what im talking about. when there’s that shadow over the eyes to be sexy or whatever
  • Candy body gore of James (and Thomas too probably)
  • People woobifying Gordon for no good reason
  • Someone points out how Percy can be manipulative sometimes but it gets blown out of proportion and 2 days later he’s deemed all out abusive
  • Everyone’s thirsty for Cranky
  • James becomes the Onceler/Bill Cipher/Sans of the fandom
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I’m gonna have a fukkin aneurysm

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