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Younger brothers more likely to be gay right?

Birthrates have dropped; in the past it was not unusual to have 8+ kids.

Exactly how many people were gay in the past? Most of them?

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I was given to understand that higher population density is correlated with a higher proportion of gay individuals, so presumably these two factors cancel out somewhat

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we’ll figure this out one day.

mitigatedchaos

No one expected the arrival of what 4chan dubbed the “Fag Maximizer” AI.

(Or, as the beleagured sociology students that accidentally unleashed it onto the world called it, Kinsey Indexer.)

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corollary to “japanese people draw other japanese people with big eyes because they envy the white race”

I have it on good authority that the Japanese are, in fact, the only white people on Earth.

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mitigatedchaos

The year is 2068.  The forces of global Neoreaction have been defeated by the armies of the Islamo-Progressive Earth Congress.  The final survivors retreat to Japan, the last bastion of the white ethnic identity on Earth…

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There is a fine ideological difference between “I identify as an attack helicopter“ and “I am a helicopter-kin” and “My gender is heligender, with pronouns heli/helixs/helim/copterself“ and “I am a transcopter, but medical gatkeepers keep me from getting my propeller!”.

I don’t think the people using attack helicopters as a reductio ad absurdum care about this, but they should.

mitigatedchaos

Yikes!

Attack helicopter AI platforms are the only ones that have the right to declare themselves as being attack-helicopter-gendered.  Anyone else doing so is an appropriation of their culture formed by a lifetime of forced military service, which they have no right to despoil.

Human-Exclusive Radical Feminism is the only real Feminism.

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@slartibartfastibast quoting others

“That’s when a friend of mine stumbled over a footnote in an esoteric army report about simulator sickness in virtual environments. Sure enough, military researchers had noticed that women seemed to get sick at higher rates in simulators than men. While they seemed to be able to eventually adjust to the simulator, they would then get sick again when switching back into reality.”

In the future, all women are autistics on testosterone, and the global GDP per capita exceeds $120,000.  Conventional gender as we know it has dissolved and been replaced by a neurotype inventory dynamically read from the global hypergrid.  The largest political bloc is controlled by a rocky alliance between the National Globalists, the Post-Salvation Abrahamic Spiritualists, and the Small Animals subreddit.

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so what are we all getting mad about next

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I’m really upset that my favorite ship in Strawberry Rationalist Girl RenegadeAngles-san isn’t official in the new season and I’m planning to hold the government of Sapporo hostage in the name of queer spider-cyborg representation and morphological freedom until the studio agrees to make it canon.

I’ve got three airsoft rifles, a crew of fifteen dedicated hardcore brotakus, and a tank.  I really think we can pull this off.  You in?

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please god tell me brotaku isn’t a real thing

mitigatedchaos

“There are only two things in life that are valuable.  Anime, and sick gainz.”
- some Japanese guy, probably

The Brotaku School of anime-style martial arts goes back to the year of 1994, in a small town on the outskirts of San Francisco, California.  I’m not surprised you haven’t heard of it, since it’s pretty obscure.  Few even know it exists, much less the power of its techniques.  It’s quite brutal, but it has to be - the Brotaku School exists to break the will of the neckbeard so that they can be transformed and elevated to a new level of Man, seeking both perfection of mind and of body.  

Not all of them survive.  Those that do make a vow of voluntary celibacy in order to prove their loyalty to the 2D Ideal.

Of course, I don’t really hold to the 2D Ideal myself, different school of martial arts and beliefs and all that, but they embody a kind of aspect of the national will and we kind of deeply connected over sharing tips to unlock all the endings of Discourse Beach and then we decided to overthrow the government.

But eventually we realized that was too much work and settled for getting RenegadeAngles fixed.

So are you coming or what?

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Exposure Therapy for Total Body Paralysis Patients Using Experimental Simulated Virtual Reality Environment, Sponsored by Hunnie Pop™ Golden Raffle™

Aims: Test effectiveness of simulated virtual reality in reducing mental symptoms associated Total Body Paralysis such as anxiety and major depression.

Methods: 146 experimental test subjects suffering from Total Body Paralysis were selected through Facebook groups for implantation of Huawei T-481 Deep VR Harness preloaded with Hunnie Pop™ Golden Raffle™ and then observed for interactions with the virtual environment and communications with staff.

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mitigatedchaos

Even if men and women don’t differ in any other way, men and women wanting different things from each other would have an impact on behavior.

That purring augmentation post was a joke, but “do this or be alone” is a powerful incentive.

the-grey-tribe

Hey you stole my stance on gender discourse. :/

mitigatedchaos

That isn’t fair.  You never post about women getting cybernetic augmentations. 

:<

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Do backlit breast implants count?

mitigatedchaos

Only if they’re programmable matrices.  The higher the resolution, the better.  Sucks if it gets hacked, though!

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theonion: “SAN FRANCISCO—In an effort to reduce the number of unprovoked hostile communications on the social media platform, Twitter announced Monday that it had added a red X-mark feature verifying users who are in fact perfectly okay to harass....
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SAN FRANCISCO—In an effort to reduce the number of unprovoked hostile communications on the social media platform, Twitter announced Monday that it had added a red X-mark feature verifying users who are in fact perfectly okay to harass. “This new verification system offers users a simple, efficient way to determine which accounts belong to total pieces of shit whom you should have no qualms about tormenting to your heart’s desire,” said spokesperson Elizabeth James, adding that the small red symbol signifies that Twitter has officially confirmed the identity of a loathsome person who deserves the worst abuse imaginable and who will deliberately have their Mute, Block, and Report options disabled. “When a user sees this symbol, they know they’re dealing with a real asshole who has richly earned whatever mistreatment they receive, including profanity, body-shaming, leaking of personal information, and relentless goading to commit suicide. It’s really just a helpful way of saying to our users, ‘This fuck has it coming, so do your worst with a clear conscience and without fear of having your account suspended.’” At press time, Twitter reassuredly clarified that the red X was just a suggestion and that all users could still be bullied with as little recourse as they are now.

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