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argumate

Startup Idea

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All I need is a few hundred million in venture capital and a marine biologist.

We can make a new biosphere in the empty wastes of the South Pacific Ocean.

First you need some kind of substrate, like concrete barges or a floating grid of bamboo, something cheap and simple and easy to mass produce.

(It would need to be anchored to something, unless it’s practical to use sails or some other active mechanism to maintain position. Probably not?)

Major priority is to get plants growing. Mangrove swamps, coral reefs, forests of kelp, plankton blooms, you gotta get something growing there to kickstart life.

Once you’ve got plants growing, little things are going to show up to eat them, then bigger things are going to show up to eat the little things, and soon you’ve got the whole circle of life shenanigans on your hands.

That’s the bootstrapping phase, now the floating island of biological plenty needs to be made self-sustaining and self-repairing and self-reproducing, so that it can be expanded to thousands of square kilometres in size.

Anyway, that’s phase 1. Who’s in?

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a year has passed and I haven’t tiled the south pacific with micro biomes yet

time wasted on Tumblr

mitigatedchaos

How do you keep it from

1. Sinking normally from the floater materials being worn down

2. Sinking during a big storm

3. Sinking in a rogue wave?