Honestly I don’t think that any of you have any actual good opinions. Just putting that out there. It’s all bad.
I’m a supervillain. I’m supposed to be evil. It’s in the script. Didn’t you read the blog summary?
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Anonymous asked:
no but really. $5000 for a strand of cole sprouse's hair
Oy, Anon-kun, this isn’t a Boyhair Collection Blog.
I know what you’re thinking - isn’t someone who parades around in some future-past military uniform the type to do anything for money? - but I’ll keep my cloning vats for my own purposes, thank you very much!
so does cholera! although honestly if tap water could give you sharks that’d be kind of messed up now wouldn’t it
me, as I add an engineered nano-memetic hybrid virus to tap water in Australia that will convert residents to shark furries, aka “sharkies”: Yeah, would that be messed up, or what?
Anonymous asked:
Shut the fuck up you sexist bitch.
Technically, this one arrived before the other one, so I think this is actually my first official anonhate.
I don’t have any confetti or anything up here, so you’ll just have to make do with this.
That’s not actually a real anon, by the way. It’s an Official Tumblr™ Plush Anon. The shipping is fucking ludicrous, though.
Anonymous asked:
Other thing that somehow features all three: the Back To The Future trilogy
I admit, I focused on doing time travel, not watching time travel, so I haven’t seen all of them. It was more of a one-time thing, too.
Actually my knowledge of late 20th century movies is pretty selective. It was all considered pretty bloody problematic at the time, for most of them.
Anyhow, it’s kinda complicated, but the third way is the most, uh, accurate, I guess? There’s like a 50-50 chance I’m being chased by the Temporal Enforcement Bureau, but eh, I can live with it.
But there’s definitely a strain of revolutionary that wants a more explicitly fascist or feudal adversary, not this wishy washy liberal centrism rubbish.
It takes a villain to create a superhero.
This is why Leftists should support my rise to power in order to feel revolutionary zeal and increase their social status through righteous indignation. It’s true, I may not be a feudalist or a fascist, but they’ll get to call me that a lot which gets the same social points, right? And what I have in mind is less wishy-washy than the current dominant paradigm…
Anonymous asked:
Should your avatar be referred to as Miti-chan?
Oddly enough, the avatar already has a name, I just haven’t mentioned it on Tumblr yet - the Union Girl. (Union Girl has another name, but that will be revealed in due time.)
This is reflective of the persona I present in futurist shitposting here on Tumblr, that of someone who grew up in the North American Union prior to its integration into the Earth Federation. The choice of clothing is a callback to the United States of America, the predecessor of the NAU, at that point having already been dissolved several decades ago, and to the anti-nationalist EF, is used as a symbol by those who support the National Separationists. Those wearing symbols of the old Union aren’t against state intervention per se, and aren’t in favor of the ancient Confederacy’s war for racial supremacy (at least according to Confederate politicians), but they still believe in nations and states. Thus, Union Girl is either the [North American Union] Girl or the [Union Army/Federal] Girl.
National Separationism is suppressed by the Earth Federation government as a form of hate speech, and the Union Girl has ties to separatist organizations and is generally problematic according to the reigning social justice orthodoxy of 2112.
As a paramilitary cyborg from the future intent on reviving a nation that doesn’t currently exist, the Union Girl is technically a supervillain.
The name of this blog also has multiple meanings.
Mitigated [Chaos] - I am chaotic, it is mitigated on this blog.
[Mitigated] Chaos - Plans to mitigate chaos.
[Mitigated Chaos] - A blend of chaos and order, a mitigated chaos.
Mitigated Chaos - .The plans on this blog are in fact partly chaotic.
SAN FRANCISCO—In an effort to reduce the number of unprovoked hostile communications on the social media platform, Twitter announced Monday that it had added a red X-mark feature verifying users who are in fact perfectly okay to harass. “This new verification system offers users a simple, efficient way to determine which accounts belong to total pieces of shit whom you should have no qualms about tormenting to your heart’s desire,” said spokesperson Elizabeth James, adding that the small red symbol signifies that Twitter has officially confirmed the identity of a loathsome person who deserves the worst abuse imaginable and who will deliberately have their Mute, Block, and Report options disabled. “When a user sees this symbol, they know they’re dealing with a real asshole who has richly earned whatever mistreatment they receive, including profanity, body-shaming, leaking of personal information, and relentless goading to commit suicide. It’s really just a helpful way of saying to our users, ‘This fuck has it coming, so do your worst with a clear conscience and without fear of having your account suspended.’” At press time, Twitter reassuredly clarified that the red X was just a suggestion and that all users could still be bullied with as little recourse as they are now.