[lesbianrey]

this is so wild and i’m so into it

[naamahdarling]

I WANT TO GO I WANT TO GO I WANT TO GO I WANT TO GO I WANT TO GO

I W A N T T O G O

[ceruleancynic]

I WANT TO GO TOO AAAAAHHH

[jumpingjacktrash]

but if i go as a sith will i have to fight the guests that go as jedi, is what i want to know

[ranma-official]

I thought you already have to fight the guests in hotels?

[mitigatedchaos]

Only in Russian hotels.  In American hotels, you have to all get together in the lobby to sing the Star-Spangled Banner every night.

[ranma-official]

How do you determine who’s the strongest guest?

[mitigatedchaos]

No no no, this is a cultural difference.  Americans don’t determine who is the strongest guest, but rather who is the most patriotic.

Traditionally, this involves a BBQ cookoff, an apple-pie eating contest, gun shootin’ competition, and wrestling a wild buffalo while dressed as a cowboy.  Also football.  Sometimes percentage of patriotic apparel is used as a tiebreaker.

The winner then dresses as Abraham Lincoln, stands in the hotel lobby, and delivers a speech on the perils of Communism.