this is so wild and i’m so into it
I WANT TO GO I WANT TO GO I WANT TO GO I WANT TO GO I WANT TO GO
I W A N T T O G O
I WANT TO GO TOO AAAAAHHH
but if i go as a sith will i have to fight the guests that go as jedi, is what i want to know
I thought you already have to fight the guests in hotels?
Only in Russian hotels. In American hotels, you have to all get together in the lobby to sing the Star-Spangled Banner every night.
How do you determine who’s the strongest guest?
No no no, this is a cultural difference. Americans don’t determine who is the strongest guest, but rather who is the most patriotic.
Traditionally, this involves a BBQ cookoff, an apple-pie eating contest, gun shootin’ competition, and wrestling a wild buffalo while dressed as a cowboy. Also football. Sometimes percentage of patriotic apparel is used as a tiebreaker.
The winner then dresses as Abraham Lincoln, stands in the hotel lobby, and delivers a speech on the perils of Communism.