∙ How to hide money in Russian tax shelters in Cyprus
∙ How to bankrupt casinos
∙ How to become a reverse vampire president
- How not to incite the End War with Moscow by going to war in Syria, staging an intervention only blood eagles and fools wanted, to deliver a country from the hands of a tyrant into the hands of monsters. (This one weird trick improves your property values by over 100,000% compared to post-nuclear apocalypse prices!)