@jellypumpkin @funereal-disease so I don’t want to hijack the other thread completely but I gotta show you what I mean
These are some ads for it
This is one of their job ads
And here’s how their restaurants look like:
It’s hard to convey via just the photos just how hard they are trying to jam in as much 50s MURICA!!!! imagery and atmosphere as they can
like seriously
Bonus view from the outside:
Ok you might think, but what about the food?
well:
“Muricans like Hamburgers right? And they gotta be HYUGE”.
“They also like french fries. And big breakfasts. So french fries are for sure a breakfast meal in America. Trust me bro”.
“So we’re gonna make spaghetti too, but like, not normal spaghetti. We’re gonna make spaghetti like we think they make spaghetti like they think we make spaghetti, so you can have Italian spaghetti made to imitate American spaghetti which are made to imitate Italian spaghetti.”
“Speaking of pasta, know what else we should make? Mac and cheese! Muricans love Mac and cheese. Ditch the tiny maccheroni tho GOTTA GO BIG”
“Then you can end your meal with a nice milkshake for dessert!”
“…ok but I feel like this isn’t quite American enough. It must be bigger. It’s gotta have like 3000 more calories also. It is known that Americans thrive on like a 8000 daily calories diet”
“Ok so like a banana peanut butter milkshake with vanilla ice cream, oh and of course you pour liquid chocolate on the bottom of the glass before serving it”
“Much better!”
Bonus: it’s also a take-away and in some places you can get your food delivered by an Elvis cosplayer
The closest one is about a 6 hours 30 minutes drive from here …
… tomorrow’s a public holiday in Germany …
this is SO ADORABLE!
eeeeeee!
