“Never distracted by the baser instincts of lust or love, asexual aromantics are the perfect potential soldiers,” the man said to the gathered audience, activating his next presentation slide.  “My company has developed a new generation three training program based on the analysis of double-A characteristics, and so far our test subjects have had great success.”

“But where will we get these asexual aromantics?”  Asked a suited man in the audience.

“My company has arranged to purchase an old web 2.0 company, called Tumblr…”