If I ever have a live-in partner, or wife, I’m not sure I’d want to share the same bedroom. For a few reasons:
1) Sleep quality. “Brain scans have also shown that couples who sleep together wake one another continually. Next morning, their stress hormones are higher while their cognitive ability is lower. 1” Seriously, how could I sleep well if someone else is moving, shifting, and getting out of my bed? It’s not like I can use Sleep As Android in that case ….
2) Her sense of style might conflict with my taste! It might get messy! How am I suppose dance around in my undergarments to 80s hits in the morning if someone is watching? I mean, I guess she could watch, but I doubt anyone would want to!
in conclusion, I am likely to remain 5evar alone
Just fall asleep in the warm embrace of each other’s arms, then have your butler and maid servants gently carry you to your separate sleeping quarters, where you can awaken in the morning refreshed and clear headed!
#doesn’t everyone do this
It’s always weird when I see these reblog posts from an account that’s been deactivated It’s like the ghosts of Tumblrs past showing us all that social media, like life, is ephemeral and fleeting. Someone arrives, posts for a bit, and then disappears into the ether, never to be seen or heard from again.
Not me.
I’ve been sentenced here by the government of Earth for my many sins, as punishment.
