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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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diebrarian:
“ brainstatic:
“I swear to god he has some kind of ancient Egyptian curse. There is always, always one of these whenever something happens. He stole an amulet from a tomb or some shit.
”
it’s real ”
When you plunder the tomb of an ancient...
brainstatic

I swear to god he has some kind of ancient Egyptian curse. There is always, always one of these whenever something happens. He stole an amulet from a tomb or some shit. 

diebrarian

it’s real

mitigatedchaos

When you plunder the tomb of an ancient social media magnate from 2003, searching through the abandoned CRT monitors and tangles of ethernet cables, accidentally activating an artifact that will allow you to use social media to gain incredible power, but at a terrible price.

The pact is sealed.  Your tweets shall be written in blood.

Source: brainstatic politics shtpost trump