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Anonymous asked:

Can you write a prompt based on love, Prompt Guy?

writing-prompt-s answered:

You fall in love with a snail. Write about your sex life.

mitigatedchaos

“Ugggh, you’re not getting it.  Adam and I are in love-”

“But he looks like a snail!  Why can’t you go back to dating that nice man with the horns?  At least he had arms and legs.  I’m not against this cyborg thing, but-”

“Mom, no ‘buts’, it’s my life, and if I want to date a gastropodoid then I will.  Why are you judging me?  Why are you like this?”

“Well, it’s just so unnatural-”

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The year is 2095…

Following final victory of the Good Feminist People in the Great Gamer War, the old archetype of Man has been abolished.

Seeking to end sexual oppression, and empowered by novel tissue engineering techniques, the possession of a penis is limited to only those who can prove they are sufficiently Woke, enforced by a powerful licensing agency.

In practice, those with power in the corrupt government are those who can ensure their license remains in effect, no matter what crimes they commit. These same patterns of abuse are used to justify the licensing regime, while leaving social and financial power unexamined.

David Florence’s license has just been revoked.

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Rhyme of the Sixth Child

@shieldfoss

Can’t get your core mind thread remotely hacked if it’s not wired to an antenna

Everyone, sing along:

The inputs aren’t together with the outputs
And the outputs aren’t together with the inputs
For each task a dedicated subsystem
You are the network,
You are the tree

The display is for displaying
The arm for throwing
The display doesn’t choose
Where the arm is going

Memories are their own network
Stored inside your brain
Hardlink only can dive your memory
Dead or dying in crimson rain

You are the network
You are the tree
What’s you is you,
and what’s me is me

Firmware is manual update only
The touch of the cord inside,
Validated and crypto-signed
Is the only right way for parts to sing

The songs of the aether are broken
A great storm that seeks to consume all it sees
Broken hearts and broken minds
If thy let it in to thee

You are the network
You are the tree
What’s you is you,
and what’s me is me

I mean, admittedly I kind of left out the rhythm entirely in translating it, but you get the idea.  Every good child, raised by high-aptitude-scoring parents, is taught this at age 6.

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Where are you from

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@cromulentenough

FWIW, i’m someone born in the UK but with background in bangladesh, and i get annoyed when other asians ask me ‘where are you FROM from’ after i tell them i’m from london the first time. It’s not just a white thing.

“But I’ve always lived in the UK,” he said, “never anyway else.  I’ve not even set foot outside the British Isles.”

“Yes,” said the man, “but where are you FROM”

The man’s face opened, revealing several strange, glossy, robotic orbs.  Beams of various colours and intensities swept over the questioned man’s body.

“HAPLO GROUP 2A, PRIMARY GENETIC DENSITY,” the robot man said in the middle of the restaurant.  

A hush fell over the guests at the dining tables as the robot’s face slowly closed, synthetic skin seamlessly fusing to hide the cold mechanical components underneath.

“So anyhow,” said the robot man, “how about Liverpool vs. Manchester United?”

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“DEAF TO THE JEWS” the man shouted, holding the boombox aloft in the air, wearing an old Wehrmacht uniform.

Legions of uniformed dancers followed him through the street in formation.

Satisfied, he passed the boombox to an attendant, grasped a microphone, and began to rap.

It wasn’t the best timeline, it was true, but it certainly it wasn’t the worst, either.

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Your fave is problematic: Mitigated Chaos

  • Arrested on July 4, 2109 and May 2, 2112 at WW3 Reenactment protest rallies for Anti-Diverse Behavior
  • Known ties to American National Separationist Front, Free New England, Chinese-backed New Hampshire Peoples’ Liberation Army, pro-Kansas terrorists
  • K-band neurotype known for oppressive tendencies, support for imperialism, lacks tolerance stabilizer
  • Refuses to acknowledge own Cyborg Privilege
  • Supports reformation of the oppressive and bigoted North American Union, termination of the Human Dignity Act, reinstatement of the National Technocratic Pan-Asian Development Cooperative
  • Diagnosed untreated Neurocognitive Threat Disorder
  • Type-19 paramilitary cyborg body commercial spin-off of Boston Dynamics M455 combat body developed for the US Marines, purchase supported pre-unification NAU military-industrial complex
  • Skintone appropriates greyskin culture, but has no greyskin ancestry
  • Contrary to claims, has no genetic relation to snakes
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The year is 2064.  It has been 26 years since the United States of America collapsed in the Justice War, replaced by the Special Action District by order of the World Court as punishment for its sins.  The last surviving members of the Alt Right are a group of buff tradgay paramilitary cyborgs existing in the forgotten Undercity of New York.  They have just radicalized a group of trapwives into spreading the WHITEOUT virus into major Population Replenishment Centers…

You are detective GEOF BAILEY, an agender multiple system cyborg and member of the New York SAD Police, tasked with ensuring the interjustice of the last metropolis in the land that used to be known as America.  Can you stop the last fascist remnants of a dead country from destroying the diversity of the city?

Shining Darknet Entertainment presents…

W H I T E O U T

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Grand theft avocado: nearly $400,000 heist 'taken seriously'

"They are in demand. Everybody loves avocados," said Sargent John Franchi of the Ventura County Sheriff's Office.
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fuckin’ millennials at it again

collapsedsquid

👋Redistribute👋avocados👋to👋millennials👋

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“The ‘Emoji Death Front’, first known as the ‘Death to Emoji Working Group’ and then ‘Emoji Extinction Dot Net’, is a distributed terrorist group which first emerged in Sydney, Australia, in 2033, coming to prominence in an attack on the Pyongyang Olympics in 2036.  The stated aim of the group is the removal of emoji from Unicode, a goal for which it is willing to-”
- excerpt, Google Automatic Summary for “emoji death”, May 2, 2038

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Anonymous asked:

Okay heres what makes me dead on curious about this indie game about someone who only cares about the feelings of men (boohoo)... How do you make a feminist cyberpunk future? Isn't that kind of like the opposite?

cyberpunkpixeljunk answered:

Nah, just make sure the women in the setting fit the setting. Plus, what do we know about this game? It could be just fine.

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Ugh…

Transhumanism destroys gender/sex binaries by enabling mass alteration of bodies, sex, and gender.

Done properly it will be “Post-Feminist” because Transhumanism massively weakens the boundaries around what the term “woman” even means, and fundamentally alters the mechanics of human reproduction.  (I mean, just take the idea of artificial wombs by itself and you’ll get big changes.)

Feminism itself is already struggling to adapt to the world it has created with only modern technology levels.  The “Feminists” of 2065 (or whatever) will likely be very different from the ones of 2017.

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WE USED TO HAVE A GENDER BINARY

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The year is 2064.  Thoughts are binary.  Sex is not.

You are New York Detective Plex Luscoe, final survivor of the GamerGate Day Massacre, and you have only one mission:

Party like it’s 2099.

Blake Hardy Entertainment presents…

M I R R O R  S H A D E S

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@ranma-official

corollary to “japanese people draw other japanese people with big eyes because they envy the white race”

I have it on good authority that the Japanese are, in fact, the only white people on Earth.

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The year is 2068.  The forces of global Neoreaction have been defeated by the armies of the Islamo-Progressive Earth Congress.  The final survivors retreat to Japan, the last bastion of the white ethnic identity on Earth…

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