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Male-dominated video games become spectator e-sports for predominantly male viewers because they sustain a different project than celebrating physical excellence. They don’t showcase a specific form of male-bodied performance so much as support a specific sort of male spectator: a straight middle-class boy full of resentment and patriarchal rage. This is and has been the sports fan par excellence.

http://reallifemag.com/jocks-without-borders/

hooo brother.

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why do they always write about white men like bad fantasy books talk about orcs? I mean, ‘full of patriarchal rage’?

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now remember that most of these straight middle-class boys are Korean, even in the linked article, and scratch your head.

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no patriarchy like Korean patriarchy

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Koreans are the whitest boys of all.

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[insert roof Koreans joke here]

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New Alt-Right faction:  The Seoul Boys - Militarized Korean shopkeepers will retake Europe for Christianity.    

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Anonymous asked:

It's not how white you are on the outside that counts, but how white you are, in your heart.

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Leukemia is not actually a good thing, anon. If your blood is over-saturated with white cells then please seek medical assistance.

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I just saw an article last week suggesting that using identity politics in the US was a bad plan because the majority can practice identity politics, too, and the definition of “white” has expanded in the past.

I’m pretty hyped.  What exciting new races or ethnic groups will be considered “white” in the future?  Could Asian-Latin fusion cuisine become the next official white people food?  When will they be issued their official White Man™ polo shirts?

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Idea: take one of the big square states, carve it into itty bitty ethnostates (with easy entry but difficult exit), put a fence up on the state border, auction the TV rights to the highest bidder. Call it, idk, Warlords of Wyoming or something. No more (literal) impact on the rest of america from the fighting,but all the politics fans still get something to watch and cheer their team in. Everybody wins!

Now we’re bordering on NationStates.net territory, my dear Anon.

I, for one, back the Techno-Principality of Greater Rock Springs.

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Their combination of Neoreactionary, Demi-Confucian, Muskian, and PAP principles, fused with a synthetic Sino-Japano-Anime-American metaculture and corporate backing practically assures their success against the bio-primitivists and the Communist Block.

What I really want to know is who @xhxhxhx is betting on.

Who are you betting on?  Answer in the comments below.

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