Anonymous
asked:
Really confusing approach to the meat industry: vatmeat, but grown by tiling ranches with solar panels for the process energy.
answered:
We will ensure optimal solar panel distribution by building semi-autonomous, four-legged solar collectors in the 900 kilogram range,
Vat mean but the controlling software has to be complex enough that it’s conscious/sentient.
we will uplift kale to consciousness
broke: growing vatmeat in a big sterile factory where all workers wear cleansuits, carefully controlling conditions to create a 1m long cut of the perfect steak
woke: genetically engineering a snake crossed with three different kinds of regenerative lizard, chopping it in half each year and waiting for it to grow back, then lobbying the FDA to get your mechanically processed snake meat classified as legally chicken